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What is jumbo shrimp?
Someone is is really big, muscular, and well exercise but their penis is extremely small
Jessica: omg I thought Chad would have a big dick but he is just a jumbo shrimp
jumbo shrimp - video
Jumbo shrimp - what is it?
A swollen vagina in hot pants on a hot day...
Smells like low tide..must be a shrimp on the barbie around here somewhere.
What does "jumbo shrimp" mean?
The perception of having a larger member than one physically possesses. Usually a distorted sense of reality felt by men who have to overcompensate for a certain shrimp dick.
Oh he definitively has jumbo shrimp dick, have you seen the lifted truck he drives.
Jumbo shrimp - what does it mean?
a phrase that has now taken the place of "cool" So... if your going to say cool..say "JUMBO SHRIMP!!"
OMG..thats so jumbo shrimp!
Jumbo shrimp - meaning
When your duck is so fat that it's 10x thicker then it is in length
Kevin Collins got the jumbo shrimp
Jumbo shrimp - definition
An enlarged labial region, occasionally including the clitoris. See Also..Blowout, Flat Tire
The local stripper pulls the squirrel cover to the side to reveal the jumbo shrimp.
Jumbo shrimp - slang
Jumbo shrimp
One that is vertically challenged and at the same time overweight.
"That dude can't beat me at basketball, just look at him, he's a jumbo shrimp."
Jumbo shrimp
A classification of a relationship. Something more than friends with benefits but not necessarily exclusive. It's basically being exclusive with one person but you have a built-in 3 strike random hookup policy. It's for those who want to be exclusive but tend to get into trouble...so it doesn't really make sense; like jumbo shrimp.
The target audience is long-distance couples.
"So how long have you guys been dating?"
' - Whoa, dating? No, we're just jumbo shrimping.'
Jumbo shrimp
First, you must have a chode to complete the Jumbo Shrimp approximately an 8" circumference. Obtain a shrimp cocktail, but this isn't your regular shrimp cocktail...fill the glass with menstrual blood and hang used condoms from the rim. Dip your scrotum in the blood and let soak for a minute while stirring. Meanwhile your partner is doing reservoir shots of stale cum from the used condoms but not swallowing, just gargling. Now, you dip your scrotum into the mouthful of stale jizz while emptying the remains of the menstrual blood into her mouth creating a milky red stew. When the mixture is complete, begin doggy-style intercourse while dipping jumbo shrimp into the concoction. Make sure you get her pregnant.
Chad: "Yo man I got this freaky chick last night."
Jeremy: "Oh yeah?"
Chad: "Yeah man she let me do the Jumbo Shrimp!"
Jeremy: "Damn, let's hope she's pregnant!"