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What is shrimp dick?
An asshole who doesn't laugh when you tell your friends to point and laugh at his shrimp dick is most likely not laughing because he really does have a shrimp dick.
That guy really does have a shrimp dick no wonder he's a masturliker!
shrimp dick - video
Shrimp dick - what is it?
When a dude has a small ass dick but doesn’t want to admit it
“I wanna put yo dick in my mouth an go BrAzZy!”
“He’s got such a shrimp dick”
What does "shrimp dick" mean?
Roberto Garcia, Joel Avalos, Cruz Ger-some Mexican af name, Johnathen Vaughnenthan
They all got shrimp dicks *point and laugh*
Shrimp dick - what does it mean?
Slang used to refer to our "president" donald trump.
"Hey did you hear what shrimp dick did this time!"
Shrimp dick - meaning
Someone who has a very small penis.
Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick
Shrimp dick - definition
a size of a man's dick normally reserved for young adults of current generation and especially those that either
1. Support Democrats regardless of corruption and sexual deviancy
2. Blindly believe anything on Twitter
3. Willing to beg for attention even if it means simping to groups like ANTIFA and BLM
Bystander: Look at that dear, that BLM supporter is sexually assaulting the high school cheerleaders
Bystander #2 (his wife): Well... that proves that people like him has a shrimp dick with pride whatsoever
Shrimp dick - slang
hahahha look at djs shrimp dick
Shrimp dick
shrinkage of the penis due to massive amounts of cocaine usage. the penis is un-usable until the coke wears off.
I can't pipe this chick because I have shrimp dick
Shrimp dick
A penis pertaining to or replicating the image of the miniscule aquatic organism, the shrimp.
Bahhhhhhhh, that dude's got a shrimp dick. Hahaha, everybody point and laugh!!!
Shrimp dick
A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!
NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.