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What is shrinkage?
The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.
It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.
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Shrinkage - what is it?
When ur penis shrinks during a cold pool
John just got out of the chilling pool, John has shrinkage
What does "shrinkage" mean?
Shrinkage is a phenomena of epic loss of proportion to male genitalia when exposed to sudden or extreme drop in temperature causing them to " shrink " or disappear all together for a short period.
I fell through the ice at the lake just now and got a major case of " shrinkage " going on!!
Shrinkage - what does it mean?
when your dick shrinks after being at the pool or in the ocean for a long period of time
yo I was at the pool and I went to bone my girl only for her to call me small! DAM YOU SHRINKAGE
Shrinkage - meaning
When the male penis get really small and shrinks in size because that dumbass is walkin in the freezing temperature, freezing his ass off. He should at least wear some layers if thats gonna happen everytime hes fuckin cold. No bitch wants to go near a fuckin penis thats had shrinkage!!!
Patrick should wear some damn pants if his penis is gonna get that small uz ain't nobody sleepin with that thing tonight!!
Shrinkage - definition
A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.
The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.
Shrinkage - slang
When a penis shrinks due tobeing exposed to cold weather. The pensis can become very small in comparison to normal, room temperature size. Highly unpleasent sight for an male.
I got in from the cold, went to the toilet, and when I unzipped I saw the shrinkage on my penis.
Shrinkage
What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.
"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"
Shrinkage
when the male sex organ gets smaller due to cold temperature
Give him a break, it's just shrinkage!
Shrinkage
What happens to a man's penis in cold water. Often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. Very embarrassing.
Man, that pool could make a porn star look like a 9 year old.
Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.