Definder - what does the word mean?

What is inventory?

Someone who gets off on conformity.

Inventory thinker: "Because my co-worker slept with her boss to earn a pay raise, I should do the same"

Inventory thinker: "My tie isn't corporate looking enough."

Inventory thinker: "Because lady Gaga says it's cool to be born this way, I'll act like it's cool"

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Inventory - what is it?

When someone on your team steals your loot.

You stole you all my 5.56! You're an Inventory Rapist!

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What does "inventory" mean?

A "Cemo55 Inventory" is a phrase commonly used on the online adventure game Runescape, by Jagex ltd. It basically means a person who brings 1000 brews to easts/west dragons with a summoning creature in pvp/bh worlds, reffering specifically to the spastic legend, Cemo55.

Cemo55 here! been here since 09 not goin nowhere!!1...... join my cc!..... west drags with pokemon FTW!!........ TEAM HASTE FTL!!! LMFAO NOOBZ!!!.......got ma cemo55 inventory,, so il be fine!!:D

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Inventory - what does it mean?

A inventory thinker is a person who gathers and stores a collective of unoriginal ideas, words, and/or expressions, while being unable to think upon the originality of those concepts on their own. A inventory thinker thrives off of self-gratification and popularity as a means of collecting from their environment. A inventory thinker loves to throws around recycled phrases, information, or insults for whatever gain they experience from doing so. A inventory thinker thinks of themselves as witty and clever, while demonstrating the complete opposite. Behaviorally, They are most likely to bandwagon things that they don't put much research or thought into. They are considerately ignorant. They would most likely scour Urban Dictionary attempting to collect existing ideas for themselves. They are also found vastly among the religious.

Inventory thinker: "Hey guys, we should all donate to Kony 2012!"
Response: "Why should we do that?"
Inventory thinker: "Because it's supporting a cause, we get freebies and shit"
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Inventory thinker: "You're a stupid mouth-breather"
Response: "That's supposed to be an insult? Aren't scuba divers technically mouth-breathers?"
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Inventory thinker: "God is going to punish you because you drink beer, and the Bible says so"
Response: "Good to know...say, where's the nearest bar around here?"

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Inventory - meaning

To masturbate profusely

After seeing Liz last night and she didn't put out, I had to go liquidate the inventory once I got home.

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Inventory - definition

to check eachother out nudey booty

They snuck into the empty classroom to take inventory.

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Inventory - slang

When you are tossing and turning in your sleep. You keep your eyes shut but the brain traffic won't stop and all those people talking in your head are inviting more people over. Pretty soon you have to take stock of the situation otherwise the cranial inventory is out of your control and your brain might explode. Eyelid Inventory is the only way to keep the situation on your level. You may not sleep but your chaos is organized.
And your pillow case is clean in the morning

After a full night on the town and ignoring her AM deadlines, Demonica crashed on her bed only to find sleep was illusive and decided to do some eyelid inventory to avert the inevitable mental trainwreck.

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Inventory

having ample inventory

Jeff was feeling rather inventorious after purchasing an additional 200 million bonds.

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Inventory

a term used to secretly talk about a women being on her menstral cycle.

Boyfriend: Hey can we have sex tonight?

Girlfriend: No, I am still doing inventory.

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Inventory

The goods and materials that a business holds for the ultimate purpose of resale

I have inventory of 1000 mobiles in my factory for sale to the distributors

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