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What is yo dick?
A phrase used to describe to describe an event, usually partying of some sort, that is so crazy and awesome that you want to pull your dick out right then and there.
Present tense
You: KU just won the national championship, everybody po yo dick out!!
Past tense
Friend: So how was that party last night?
You: It was awesome, I poed my dick out all over town.
Future tense
Friend: What do you have going on tonight.
You: I am going out with the guys and it is going to be so crazy that everybody is going to be poing their dicks out.
yo dick - video
Yo dick - what is it?
The act of sucking a dick with pop rocks in your mouth. Extremely hot.
1.
Man: Make me a sandwich!
Woman: Shut the fuck up before I POP ROCK YO DICK!
2.
A song by Rachel Lewis, Melanie Willing, Sarah Unger and Ryann Riggs:
"So you sittin in the club and you see another guy
You know you have a boyfriend but you're feeling pretty high
You wanna do somethin new so you pull out your pop rocks
And then ya put it to use on that random guys cock
Chorus:
Pop rock yo dick
Pop rock yo dick
Put on the goo and ya make it so slick
Put on the pop rocks and pop it in yo mouth
An' ya suck it all night till ya wanna pass out
So now you're back home, ya man's sittin' on the couch
He asks you for head and ya just wanna slouch
Cuz ya sucked another dick and he said OUCH
Don't sweat it tho yo man will neva find out
Chorus
So his guys come over they're playin' some games
Then rolls up that random man named James (Is that the man from da clubb?!?!)
They all wanna try out something new
So they pull out some pop rocks and experiment too
Chorus
Oh shit that hurt, I'm feelin' pretty weak
But hell we should try it again next weekrachel r
What does "yo dick" mean?
A game that can only be played by 2 or more kids with parental supervision, inside of a grocery store.
When the family goes down the produce aisle, and one of the kids grab 2 food items, turns to the other kid and yells, “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...,” and whips out the small item, then yells “MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...,” and whips out the big item.
This continues until the parent is so embarrassed and angry, that the first kid to get grounded or beaten in the store wins.
“Hey Sterling! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...” (pulls out a grain of rice)
“MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...” (pulls out an eggplant)
Mom: “Are you guys playing Yo Dick My Dick again?”
Yo dick - what does it mean?
to start rankin on some poe lil nigga dat think he hard
antwone imma ride yo dick if yo ass dont shut tha fuck up tryin to act all hard but guess wut nigga yo ass softa den a pancake
Yo dick - meaning
Another way of telling someone to "shut up"
Shut yo dick, nigga!
Yo dick - definition
Another way of telling someone to "shut up"
Shut yo dick, nigga!
Yo dick - slang
josh- "kill yo dick"
tony- *shoots dick with a gun*
Yo dick
The last resort in the extensive investigation that takes place when a woman believes that her significant other is cheating on her.
"Why you comin' home at five in the morn'? Somethin's goin' awn, lemme smell yo dick. Don't play me like a foo', 'cuz dat ain't coo'. What you need to do is lemme smell yo dick."
Yo dick
(v.) 1. to call into question another's fidelity 2. an investigative method using the olfactory system to determine if a boyfriend has been with another woman
Girlfriend: "Where you been? You know what time it is, fool?"
Boyfriend: "Chill, I was out with the fellas!"
Girlfriend: "Ah-uh, fool! You were out with bitches, weren't you? Let me smell yo dick!"
Yo dick
Do that again and I kick you in yo dick