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What is shrimp cocktail?
When your dick shrivels up from drugs and you try to fuck your girl on her period.
Hey babe? You wanna shrimp cocktail.
shrimp cocktail - video
Shrimp cocktail - what is it?
A gangbang in which no man has a penis greater than 4 inches long.
My wife said she wants a shrimp cocktail for her birthday but my dick is too big, does that mean i have to watch?
What does "shrimp cocktail" mean?
How a woman refers to a first-time lover with a less-than-average endowment.
Gina: "How was your date?" Alexandra: "Conversation over dinner was awesome but later I was severely disappointed when he shed his Calvins and served me up a shrimp cocktail."
Shrimp cocktail - what does it mean?
the use of a corpse's toe for anal erotica.
"I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise...a shrimp cocktail!"
Shrimp cocktail - meaning
when u cum in a bitch when shes on her period and eat her out...
damn, amanda was being feisty last night but she loosened up after we had cocktails
Shrimp cocktail - definition
Jasmine is a shrimp cocktail
Shrimp cocktail - slang
a very short man who gets no punany
Steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn't because he is a shrimp cocktail.
Shrimp cocktail
To soak your penis in a bucket of shrimp before having sex with a woman who is allergic to shellfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.
I gave my girl a shrimp cocktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. I had to give her Benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.
Shrimp cocktail
Similar to shrimping: A form of podofilia (foot fetish)where one ejaculates on his toes and the other(s) sucks on said toes; the act of sucking on toes covered in cum.
Last night was fantastic and we ended it all with a shrimp cocktail.
Shrimp cocktail
The act of inserting a cock into a woman who is on her period.
Hey Lara just put a towel down or get into the shower
Lara: r u sure ?
Lara; you might get a shrimp cocktail