What is jizzed?

Messed/fucked up

"Bro they dude just broke my ankles"
"IK you got them shits jizzed"

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jizzed - meme gif

jizzed - video

Jizzed - what is it?

is an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation.

She got jizz all over her : She has semen all over her.

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What does "jizzed" mean?

After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face

I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.

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Jizzed - what does it mean?

To give up and cause your white children to leave your erected penis onto/into either a woman's chest, Back, Arse, Face, or Hair. Sometimes caused by thinking about Women you could never fuck, then rubbing yourself for 1-4 minutes, then finishing on a paper towl, the toilet, outside the window, or onto the computer

Bill: Oh god i'm about to JIZZ!
Anne: Pull out! Pull out!

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Jizzed - meaning

to ejeculate/cum/sprog/spoof

i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture

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Jizzed - definition

Sexual business.

She wanted to know what my past jizzness was.

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Jizzed - slang

The unfortunate name for a style of music in the Star Wars universe. The famous Cantina Band in a New Hope was playing Jizz.

This Jizz is music to my ears. -Connoisseur of Jizz.

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Jizzed

When a guy shoots white sticky love juice out of his dick.

Shoot the jizz and out you is

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Jizzed

The white shit that comes out your little meat package when you beat it to hard.

Girl: I want to see you jizz.

Guy: Well come over here and beat my meat for me.

Girl: OK!!!

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Jizzed

when a lad blurts on ya

he just jizzed on me

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