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What is hoke?

To go for a touchdown when all pussies think you should kick a FG

Michigan totally Hoked Notre Dame last night. What a game!

The Lions almost got Hoked before halftime against the Bucs, but the defense broke up the Bucs pass in the end zone.

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Hoke - what is it?

Belfast/Northern Irish word for "rummage" or "Find"

Me: Did you find that cd?
Billy: Aye, I'll have a Hoke for it now

Me: Give us a hoke at ye!!

Me: Give us a hoke at ur blurt (Northern Irish Slang for vagina)

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What does "hoke" mean?

To randomly or unexpectedly leave anything at any point of time without any notice or prior knowledge from the opposing person or people.

That was the last time I've ever heard of Jeff. He totally hoked me!

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Hoke - what does it mean?

Very similar to a joke, a hoke is a half-joke. Like when you are trying to tell someone something and they respond with an insult, so you make a joke of it. It is most commonly used in those awkward circumstance when the person you're talking to makes a complete "prick" comment.

Tim: Hey did you see that Glee episode last night?

Mike: No because I have a dick.

Tim: Haha, sorry I guess my menstrual cycle is acting up. (A key example of a hoke)

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Hoke - meaning

Limp; not erect.

You need some of them Viagra pills, hoke boy.

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Hoke - definition

a nig who falls over all the time and thinks theyre hilarious when theyre not.

wow did u guys see cassie fall right after she made those bad jokes? what a hoke.

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Hoke - slang

A complete goober. A southern version of a jersey shore idiot.

Generally dates other hokes.

Did you see those two hokes together at that party? They were lame, I bet they listen to soulja boy and make out.

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Hoke

most good; showing of emence greatness

that was hoke when I won the lottery

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Hoke

a word to say when there are no words to be said

bob: my ass is bleeding a lot

dan: hoke

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Hoke

To chauffeur someone around, particularly an old lady, so that she can run errands. (Originated from the name of the black man, Hoke, in the movie Driving Miss Daisy.)

Man 1: Hey buddy, you wanna go golfing Saturday?
Man 2: I can't... I gotta hoke my mother to the hairdresser.

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