Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Hoke?

to describe someone who's fat, being/acting like a fat person.

A: "yo look at that guy over there, he's munching down that bag of chips like there's no tomorrow!"

B: "damn nature, what a hokee.."

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Hoke - what is it?

To chauffeur someone around, particularly an old lady, so that she can run errands. (Originated from the name of the black man, Hoke, in the movie Driving Miss Daisy.)

Man 1: Hey buddy, you wanna go golfing Saturday?
Man 2: I can't... I gotta hoke my mother to the hairdresser.

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What does "Hoke" mean?

Otherwise known as the triangle choke; a submission in Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu; perfected by a tall fellow from Minnesota

The Hokeness choke is very effective at stopping bloodflow to the brain. That guy was Hokenessed out!

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Hoke - what does it mean?

To randomly or unexpectedly leave anything at any point of time without any notice or prior knowledge from the opposing person or people.

That was the last time I've ever heard of Jeff. He totally hoked me!

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Hoke - meaning

A brown hair, semi chubby, over sarcastic young boy. A Hoke is always into girls way out of his league and with their names starting with C. He always sees the glass as half empty instead of full. Hoke has his days where he is nice and sometimes sweet. But other days he just won't stop complaining and will just be a ass hole to everyone. Over all a Hoke is always interesting to have around.

Jesus!! Stop complaining! You're such a Hoke!

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Hoke - definition

Somone that is so full of him/her-self that they think that everything that they do is the best and if somone does it differently or opposite then they are a loser.

person1: I like PC better than mac what do you think?

person2 (the hoke): I like mac way better and anyone who thinks PC is better is a loser so you are a loser.

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Hoke - slang

A British person who is 6 feet wide and has the ugliest haircut ever.

"Man, Davena is such a HOKE"
"ikr"

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Hoke

To mess or screw around.

"Do I look like I hoke around"? Jonathon said to Michael.

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Hoke

To go for a touchdown when all pussies think you should kick a FG

Michigan totally Hoked Notre Dame last night. What a game!

The Lions almost got Hoked before halftime against the Bucs, but the defense broke up the Bucs pass in the end zone.

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Hoke

Belfast/Northern Irish word for "rummage" or "Find"

Me: Did you find that cd?
Billy: Aye, I'll have a Hoke for it now

Me: Give us a hoke at ye!!

Me: Give us a hoke at ur blurt (Northern Irish Slang for vagina)

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