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What is golfing?A "sport" often played by non athletic boys who play it to call themselves athletes, and crotchety old men who are trying to escape their dead end marriages. These men often play in foursomes while drinking beer and spend 30 minutes on each hole and keep everyone else from having fun as they chop the ball around and will not let anyone play through. Bill played golf because he got tired of beating up his wife and wanted to go get wasted and piss people off at the local country club. even though he sucks at golf, he acts like he owns the place. golfing - meme gifgolfing - videoGolfing - what is it?A fucked up game, designed by assholes to make schmucks get mad as hell and break their clubs and curse loudly. The only redeeming quality of the game of golf is that it provides a good excuse to ride around in a golf cart in beautiful places, wear funny shoes, smoke cigars, and consume large quantities of alcohol. Golf it the most incredible sport today. What does "golfing" mean?To do very poorly on something. A substitute for to bomb. Man, i totally golfed that test. Golfing - what does it mean?I was out for a walk when my friend suggested that instead of walking, we should go around in an electric buggy. He then said that instead of admiring scenery or talking we should aimlessly hit a small white ball around with metal clubs. He then told me that he had tricked me into playing a game of golf. Golfing - meaningThe Human equivalent of FETCH Father: I'm just going for a round of golf. Golfing - definitionOne of the best models Volkswagen ever produced. The VW Rabbit would be a close second. My VW Golf gets better gas mileage than your lame riced up Honda Civic. Golfing - slangThe ship for Grass and Wolf <3 Maturing is realising GOLF is better then Mayrone Golfingto quote Oscar Wilde: There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III GolfingThe slang word for anything relating to shrooms or the act of tripping out on shrooms, to be used when around non-users. Kid: "Hey mom, can I go golfing?" GolfingThe act of puting your ball (testicle) into the hole (vagina) and using it to bring the woman to climax My left nut really hurts since I went golfing with Suzanne. |
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