What is have the shits?

to be extremely stupid(see also shit for brains)

Oh my gosh, did you really believe that Burger King had come out with a new diet called the Angus diet, you have shit for brains.

have the shits - video

Have the shits - what is it?

Being beautiful and having lived in 3 cities

Megan is a great example of having your shit together

What does "have the shits" mean?

An answer you give when someone asks you what you might do today.

"What are you up to today, TK?"

"I might have a shit and fall back in it."

Have the shits - what does it mean?

Feeling terrible while in Detroit. Pretty obvious

Man I can't have a shit in Detroit

Have the shits - meaning

A term used to mock someone when they are up early in the morning (meaning they aren't usually up early)

It's only 5am,have you shit the bed?

Have the shits - definition

Having a good day or… a shit one

Hey how’s it going, hope you’re having a shit one- North Borders

Have the shits - slang

to say to have a good time with your homies

Brad: dude... what should we do today?
Paul: let's have a shit bro

Have the shits

For some reason the people of Drumchapel are going mad for this phrase, screaming "Have some shit" when in combative argument. Akin to "Fuck you", but with more venom, could be used in situations where a situation requires vengeance.
Derived from a human turd left on a doorstep in Earl St with "Have some shit" written on the inside of a Rice Crispie box stuck in it like a little sign.

I did some serious overtime this week, have some shit petterson.

Have the shits

What you say when you have to shit.
(Usually happens in a bathroom on a toilet)

Dude 1: I have to shit
Dude 2: Thats good to know..

Have the shits

To have diarrhea. To go to the bathroom and evacuate your bowels in liquid form.

It can also be used if you have a lot of belly pain and have to go constantly to the bathroom for number two.

Poor Mary, she has the shits.
My cat had the shits last night.
I think I have the shits.