Male: An absolute beast. The pro-est of the pros and highest of quality. A superior and god-like figure endowed with a keen eye and superior looks. Dude will steal your girl before you can stop!
Has above average intelligence but an underachiever. Likes to fuck around and have fun with everything. The kind of guy that makes a joke out of a serious situation.
If you see a (male) Combs:
A) Get an umbrella because it is now raining.
B) Hide your girl because she will go running to him
C) Pinch yourself because you might be dreaming!
Female: what a downer. This lady is the kind of girl that it somewhat fun to be around but screws everything up in an instant. She is very annoying and likes to get on peoples nerves just to piss them off. Kind of a dick bag. She snitches on everyone and has a tough time keeping friends because of her jealous personality and her sense to piss people off for the fun of it. Is also a very very very short and tiny human being. Very brutal and violent.
If you see a (female) Combs:
A) Run the hell away, youβre gonna get attacked
B) Do not engage in contact with unless you wanna get played
C) Ask her how the weather is down there
Cum On My Butthole
It's internet Macro speak for when you want somebody to cum on your butthole or imply that somebody is enough of a fag to want your cum on their butthole.
I was doing my hair and said I needed my comb. Next thingyou knew, my roommate shot a load on my anus.
A toothed device used for grooming and styling hair. Modern combs are usually made of plastic, but combs have been manufactured for thousands of years from a variety of materials including metal, wood and bone.
When you have early video meetings or youβve stayed up late on a school night and need a lazy morning. Refers to turning off your laptop camera and keeping your microphone on mute so your colleagues canβt see or hear that youβre still in bed. Used predominantly in work-from-home situations, particularly during global pandemics.
10:24pm on a Sunday: quarter can of beer remaining...
*thinks to self*
Should I stop binging Star Trek and go to bed at a reasonable time so Iβm fresh for my long day of meetings tomorrow? Nah, Iβll just treat myself to a COMB morning!
*opens new can of beer*
When a girl (or guy if you roll that way) is giving you a Blow Job and they use their teeth instead of their lips to give you a BJ. This can feel good if it is done lightly but usually when you refer to the comb a girl has used a little too much teeth on your dick. Usually inexperienced girls perform the comb quite often until a guy brings it up.
Sentence 1
Susie was giving me the comb last night and I didn't have the balls to bring it up with her so I sat through a terrible blow job.
Sentence 2
After Susie was finished giving me the comb, she had to peel my dick skin from her teeth.