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What is guitard?
Of or describing an individual who, despite undying effort, can not seem to improve at guitar playing whatsoever.
"What in the fuck is that God-forsaken, aural-rape sound coming from upstairs?! My fucking ears are bleeding!" "It's darned ol' Marcus and his guitar. Word around town has it he's guitarded."
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Guitard - what is it?
The use of too much or too many guitars.
The band went guitarded in their live performance last night.
What does "guitard" mean?
One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.
Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?
Guitard - what does it mean?
One who sucks at playing guitar.
I totally messed up those chord changes, I'm such a guitard!
Guitard - meaning
When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.
How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.
"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."
Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.
You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."
Guitard - definition
Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.
He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.
Guitard - slang
Idiots who think they know something about guitars, when they dont know anything about it.
Guitards say: "Hey im going to strum the bridge pickup, playing on the seventh string on the 33rd fret to make an a9 chord."
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Max: Hey do you like that band?
Jesse: Nah man their guitarist is a total guitard.
Guitard
Someone that is or acts like a retarded guido.
adj. form: guitarded
Did you see those two guitards get into it outside the club...right in the middle of the street.
Damn...those Gotti boys are seriously guitarded.
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a guitar retard, the kind of person who has to grab a guitar no matter whos it is or where they are or whos playing it just to show off their own lack of skillz
"that guy just grabbed that other guys guitar and started playing it, he's such a guitard"