Definder - what does the word mean?

What is guitarist?

About 90 % of those who decide to learn how to play the guitar; one who loves one's self. Not to be confused with "guitar player"(the real deal). You can differentiate the guitarists from the guitar players in a few ways...

- The guitarist will nod his head and make smug faces as he
plays his minor pentatonic licks (or any sequence). He may also jump about and/or perform spinning Tae Kwon Do kicks whilst playing.

- The guitarist's ulterior motives for playing the guitar
are: Attention, Sex, Money, and Drugs.

- The guitarist has a propensity to favor quantity over
quality (ex. playing several unnecessary notes), and is
often observed turning his volume up to an obnoxious
level in an attempt to be liked.

- The music they create is banal dog doo.

Not to be dealt with, period.

The following are NOT guitarists, but are guitar players...meaning they are not crap:

1.)Jason Becker

2.)Steve Howe

3.)Robert Fripp

4.)Lindsey Buckingham (A man. You heard me.)

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Guitarist - what is it?

Arrogant rocker-boy.

"From now on, I stick to drummers!"

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What does "guitarist" mean?

Musician (occassionally) who thinks the entire world revolves around him...

"You need to play less bass on this one so that I can put in a 20 minute guitar solo..."

Typical Response to the above: "Bollocks/Piss Off/Fuck Off/Die Scum" The list could continue forever...

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Guitarist - what does it mean?

musician and down-right cool geezer around whom the world does revolve!

wow, see the world revolving around that guitarist?

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Guitarist - meaning

Usually can suck at there instrument and still be in a band although the bassist and drummer must be decent.

That guitarist only used one chord in the entrie song.

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Guitarist - definition

a guy who knows how to touch women and whos hands dont tire easily

'im such a guitarist, she was writhing under my fingers for hours'

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Guitarist - slang

one who plays the guitar...well...not someone who has picked it up by buying the cheapest thing they could find and learn three songs which they play with annoying repetetiveness...one who actually knows the scales chords and musical theory ( the circle or cycle of fifths etc.)

i dont know who some of these cocky authors are but not all guitarists are rude, and not all guitarists of any genre suck hendrix althought not from a musical background could play from intuition and there are hundreds of great guitarists , paco de lucia Al DiMeola john petrucci, steve vai, eric clapton, jimmy page, carlos santana stevie ray vaughan, eric johnson, yngwie malmsteen, michael hedges, chet atkins, michael angelo batio, george harrison, b.b. king, robert cray, john mayer, buddy guy, bo diddley, joe walsh, joe perry...and im stopping just because im almost out of room... if you recognize 90% of those you are most likely a guitarist or an avid listener

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Guitarist

someone who plays guitar, I dunno what all the fuss is about, true guitarists play it cause they love it, and have learned from legends like muddy waters and stevie ray vaughan, most of us are true and real about life, and easy aproachable,

theres tribes within guitarists, based on the the style and veiws of the person playing

stevie ray vaughan is the most brilliant guitarist

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Guitarist

a guitarist is someone you plays guitar decently, or at least wants to become decent. in my eyes, you're not a "true" guitarist if you only learned the instrument to score hot chicks, but know only 2 Blink 182 songs. you must be motivated and passionate.

(for those who said guitarists are arrogant)
who's arrogant? they're rich, they're good at what they do. obviously they're proud of themselves. some are assholes yes, but some aren't. people who dont play guitar can be arrogant to...

1. "Yeah man i just learned the chorus to "I miss you" so i can bone Melissa."
"Yeah .. you're like.. such a good guitarist man..."

2. "Hey man, i really want to get a band together so i can get my music out there and hope that people will enjoy my music and can relate to it."

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Guitarist

A person who plays guitar.

About 1 in 10 guitarists actually get good at it. The rest learn shitty blink 182 songs to impress their friends. Some of these fuckwads form bands and spread their pathetic music around the world for many idiots to enjoy because they have never heard anything better.

Real guitarists include: Jimmy Page, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, John Petrucci, Eric Clapton and many other non ass holes.

1. I have a $10 guitar and know 3 chords! I r teh guitarizts

2. John Petrucci is one hell of a guitarist.

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