Definder - what does the word mean?

What is guitards?

n. 1. Someone who finds it seemingly impossible to play guitar.
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar

Conner is such a guitard
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Stop playing! Your a guitard!
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This guitard is AWESOME.

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Guitards - what is it?

1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.

Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.

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What does "guitards" mean?

Of or describing an individual who, despite undying effort, can not seem to improve at guitar playing whatsoever.

"What in the fuck is that God-forsaken, aural-rape sound coming from upstairs?! My fucking ears are bleeding!" "It's darned ol' Marcus and his guitar. Word around town has it he's guitarded."

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Guitards - what does it mean?

The use of too much or too many guitars.

The band went guitarded in their live performance last night.

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Guitards - meaning

One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.

Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?

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Guitards - definition

One who sucks at playing guitar.

I totally messed up those chord changes, I'm such a guitard!

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Guitards - slang

When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.

How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.

"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."

Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.

You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."

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Guitards

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.

He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.

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Guitards

Idiots who think they know something about guitars, when they dont know anything about it.

Guitards say: "Hey im going to strum the bridge pickup, playing on the seventh string on the 33rd fret to make an a9 chord."

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Guitards

retards who hang out at guitar.com

stfu you guitards

you still shit your diapers

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