Definder - what does the word mean?

What is guitarded?

lacking knowledge of the guitar, both musical and technical, but acting you know what you are talking about

Did you hear what that girl told me? She is so guitarded! She was trying to tell me that the guitar was feeding back, when really it was just the natural hum from the pickups.

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Guitarded - what is it?

someone who is terrible at Guitar hero or real guitar.

"dude, give up trying to play 'Through the fire and the flames' on expert. You're guitarded!"

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What does "guitarded" mean?

Hopeless and/or incompetent on the guitar.

Alternatively, characterized by fruitless optimism that one's offspring will practice the instrument as scheduled.

Stepmother: You should set up a specific time to practice every day so that people don't hear you play and think you are guitarded.

23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!

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Guitarded - what does it mean?

When one of your bros thinks they sound just like Slash when he can barely play.

Joe: dude, Steve's guitarded he's been bragging about how he can play avril lavigne all week.

Steve: Why you gotta be so complicated?

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Guitarded - meaning

a stupid guy who trolls the internet, and say all music is crap except kurt cobain.

guitarded: im so stupid
other guy: yes we know that.

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Guitarded - definition

means retarded but with a guitar.

hey dat was soo guitarded.

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Guitarded - slang

The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.

Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.

1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.

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Guitarded

1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.

Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.

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Guitarded

One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.

Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?

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Guitarded

When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.

How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.

"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."

Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.

You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."

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