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What is garfunkel?
The more outgoing person in a pair.
Origin: refers to folk- rock 1960s duo Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. He was also more personable/talkative. In a way, the "sidekick" of Simon.
He's the Garfunkel in that relationship.
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garfunkel - video
Garfunkel - what is it?
to tag along or to be unneccessary, loosely (and wrongly) based on Art Garfunkel
Hey, can i Garfunkel with you guys
What does "garfunkel" mean?
When a woman requests her partner dress as Art Garfunkel during intercourse.
Better grab my wig, This chicks into Garfunkeling!
Garfunkel - what does it mean?
when in some sort of relationship, business or otherwise, your associate or partner leaves, acheiving more success or happiness than when they were associated with you.
Dammit, I've been garfunkeled! My ex-girlfriend was miserable and wouldn't do anything with me when I was with her, but I saw her the other day, she was with her new asshole boyfriend and...well...dammit
I've been garfunkeled!
Garfunkel - meaning
nocturnal gaseous discharge from the rectum
you garfunkeled so loudly last night, it woke me up from a sound sleep.
Garfunkel - definition
Example 1: Frindle is a classic garfunkeled word.
Example 2: Urban Dictionary is the capital of garfunkeling on the net.
Garfunkel - slang
the practice of placing sheets of toilet paper around the seat in a public toilet so you don't catch anus germs.
from Simon and Garfunkel's album:
A Bridge Over Troubled Water
there's the public toilets, if you're that desperate, just garfunkel it.
Garfunkel
Someone that you can't tell if they are a boy or a girl.
Is that a dude?
No it's a garfunkel
Garfunkel
to take a giagantic shit which usually results in the bleeding of the anus
I garfunkelled in your mom's vagina last night!
Garfunkel
To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.
The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.
Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!
I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.