Definder - what does the word mean?

What is fig newton?

A nice way to say faggot with out disrespecting somebody.

Dude you're such a Fig Newton!

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Fig newton - what is it?

The most godly food in the universe. The greatest cookie thinger ever. It contains the jam of figs and is covered by a chewy cake bread.

Kevin, eat this fig newton because you are stupid.

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What does "fig newton" mean?

Replacement term for the F word referring to homosexuals, does not sting as much when used negatively.

"Quit being a fig newton, I'm trying to watch the stream"

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Fig newton - what does it mean?

a comback after u say something to ones mom

guy:guess wat
girl:wat?
guy:ur mom oo fig newton

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Fig newton - meaning

A wierd sexual fetish were someone shits into a condom and the slaps it across the other participants face, causing the condom to break and covering there face with shit

"too bad for you, you lost the bet, so i'll go get the laxitive"

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Fig newton - definition

The saddest excuse for a cookie. Ever.

I thought I had cookies in my lunch, but Mom gave me frickin' fig newtons damnit.

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Fig newton - slang

A man that is considered soft or a sissy. "Fruit and Cake"

Look at that bitch made fig newton.

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Fig newton

a word often used to refer to black and mild cigars because they taste somewhat of the fig newton cookie

i wish this fig newton would never end

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Fig newton

the most addicting cookie ever on the planet earth

I just ate a whole bag of fig newtons

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Fig newton

as defined by Stewie Griffin "It's like an orgy in my mouth"

I ate a fig newton and it was like an orgy in my mouth.

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