What is ur mom?
the best insult in the history of insults. it could make any little bitch start crying
person 1: “you are ugly”
person 2: “ur mom”
person 1: *cries*
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ur mom - video
Ur mom - what is it? Used as a comeback when you can't think of one; replaces nouns in sentences; response to when people ask "What are you doing?"
Bob: Geez, you're such an ass.
Paul: Well.....ur mom!
Britt: What are you doing?
George: ur mom.
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What does "ur mom" mean? two words that can answer any questions.
joe: hey!
bill: hey!
joe: how r u?
bill: ur mom knows how i am. . .
joe: can u stop?!
bill: ur mom wants to stop . . .
joe: do you hav herpes?
bill: ur mom has herpes . . .
joe: shut up!!!
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Ur mom - what does it mean? The Universal answer to anything and everything.
"What is the meaning of life?"
"ur mom"
"What time is it?"
"ur mom"
"What's 2+2=?"
"ur dad... errm, I mean mom."
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Ur mom - meaning The way people spell your mom when texting or IMing.
A thing stupid people who think they're cool like myself say as a come back 1., when they can't think of anything else to say 2.or when they think it's going to be funny3..
This action is usually followed shortly with a long obnocous OHHHHH from a random person most likely not involved with the conversation.
1. Guy-Dude! You're so stupid!
Guy 2- Your mom is stupid!
Random guy- OHHHHH!!!
2. Guy-How was your day today?
Guy 2-Ummm...YOUR MOM!
Random Guy- OHHHHH! You just got dissed!
3. Guy- I really like your new pants!
Guy 2-Your mom really likes my new pants! Ha! Get it! She likes my new pants!
Random Guy-...
Guy 2-(to random guy) Aren't you going to go OHHHHH!?
Random Guy- It wasn't funny.
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Ur mom - definition a cliched insult used by unorigional and moronic douche bags
"i want to kill you for being a total idiot."
"well, uh, ur mom!"
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Ur mom - slang A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all comebacks. It can be used in a sentence, or by itself as a phrase.
Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Patient: Ur mom.
Enemy: You look like a dumpster fire.
You: So did ur mom after I fucked her senseless.
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Ur mom Use when someone is asking you a nosy question or just something stupid as hell.
Reminder: never say this in front of a person who does not have a mother.
SARAH: Hey, whatcha guys talkin' about?
ASHLEY: ur mom.
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Ur mom can either be used as a random word which people seem to think witty and bugs the hell out of people, or, obviously, your mom
Bob: What are you doing tonight?
Joe: Ur mom
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Ur mom How to win any conversation. Ever.
Person one: What are you talking about? Humans breathe air!
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)
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