What is douche fuck?

After a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina, she runs to the toilet and pushes it out as much as possible.

Quick, use my shirt for a fuck douche. You better not fuck douche on my stomach.

You better not fuck douche on my stomach.

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douche fuck - video

Douche fuck - what is it?

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

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What does "douche fuck" mean?

When you find a hot douche and you fuck

Hey I had a douche fuck last night!

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Douche fuck - what does it mean?

1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...

2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.

Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...

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Douche fuck - meaning

n. one who pussies out when it comes to fucking because they have absolutely no clue what the fuck they are doing.

Billy got so excited when he started to kiss Judy, that he pulled a douche ninny and looked like a complete douche fuck.

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Douche fuck - definition

a douchebag/dumbfuck combo rolled into one package.

Person 1: "Drew ate the whole pizza, he didn't leave any for us."
Person 2: "What a douche fuck!"

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Douche fuck - slang

a person who is a complete jack ass. douche wasnt a good enough insult so you have to add fuck to make it worse. douche fuck is your typical jock ego-maniac person that is a player or douche lord.

"gosh your ex is such a douche fuck"
"i know i was to good for him anyway"

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Douche fuck

noun: one who is a fucking douche

Josh is a real douche fuck

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Douche fuck

a douche bag person who is completely confused at life and fucking sucks.

"damn sarah, you are a complete and total douche fuck for making me repeat myself 26 times."

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Douche fuck

1: noun. A combination of douche bag and dumb fuck.

Jimmy: 2 pairs beat a full house.
Johnny: No they don't douche fuck!

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