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What is Tom Cruise?
A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys the occasional brain-washing, and taking it up the ass
*insert anything that Tom Cruise has said in the past 10 months*
Tom Cruise - video
Tom Cruise - what is it?
The guy who proposes to Katie Holmes and tries to convert oprah to scientology by movieng right next to her 50 million dollar estate. Oprah is way too cool for tom cruise's nonsence.
SCHWAT NOOW
Tom Cruise is an idiot for thinking Oprah would convert religions.
What does "Tom Cruise" mean?
1) Slang term for someone who believes all medicine should be avoided and only natural remedies should be used.
2) Slang for someone who is obviously trying to be someone that he isn't.
3) Slang for someone who is definately hiding something.
1) Don't go all Tom Cruise on me now; take some asprin for your headace.
2) Jumping on your mamma's couch like that, you are Tom Cruise-ing man!
3) I'm not gay. I ain't no Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise - what does it mean?
An overrated actor who specializes in couch jumping, promoting $cientology and painting himself into corners with his lies and contradictions. Has had several high profile sham weddings and relationships to hide the fact that he is a homosexual.
Wow, look at Tom Cruise's new mop-top haircut. He looks like John Lennon, only with less dignity.
Tom Cruise - meaning
He's had some good movies before, but now he's turned into a fucking Scientology fundamentalist nut on the ranks of Pat Robertson and Osama Bin Laden.
Person A: What the fuck is wrong with Tom Cruise?
Person B: Oh. He believes in that entire bullshit story about Lord Xenu, thetans, etc.
Tom Cruise - definition
The most overrated actor ever; a complete moronic ass-hat douchebag of epic proportions. Undeniably and completely insane, a self-proclaimed scientologist who will pull any publicity stunt to avert attention from the fact that he is wholly a flaming homosexual. These stunts (such as stating he would eat Katie Holmes' placenta at the time of their daughter's birth, etc., etc.) have served to all but ruin his career to the point that only Oprah is tool enough to allow him to appear on her show. His is a classic case of maniacal insanity.
Hey Mike, you want to watch Top Gun?
Hell no Jeff! You really wanna watch that Tom Cruise fruitloop
pulling on a flight yoke in a Liberace reacharound fantasy???
Get the fu*k outta here!!
Tom Cruise - slang
A really crappy actor who is trying to promote scientology *see also fraud* but doing a really bad job of it. He has also been flipping out at everyone who does not agree with him.
"And you know, you always have to look at someone who criticizes you, you have to look at them and say, okay, so? Who is that person? Why? What do they know?"
-Tom Cruise
He is obviously a hypocrite too.
guy 1 - who's that guy freaking out on the news?
guy 2 - o that's Tom Cruise. He's an insane psycho freak.
Tom Cruise
Slang for insane, insanity, gone crazy.
Did you notice how Katie Holmes dissappeared from the world for two weeks? She's gone totally Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise
A Dip Shit. An advocate of the ineptly named Scientology (formed by an former science fiction writer), which chooses to ignore the sciences of Sociology and Psychology in order to please a few of its most wealthy contributors.
My psychiatric advice for Tom is that he should stick to mediocre acting in mediocre movies. Heres to you dieing of a drug OD sometime soon :).
Here we see Tom out of his natural habitat, doing a live interview with Matt Lauer. Notice how eloquent he is.
TOM CRUISE: No. No. Abs-- Matt, that is-- the-- post-- now-- now, you're talking about two different things.
Once more... Tom flexes his intellectual muscles.
TOM CRUISE: Okay. So, now you look at-- and you go okay. A-- a departure from that ideal scene is someone taking drugs, okay. And then you go, okay. What is the theory and the science behind that, that justifies that?
Tom Cruise
Movie star who only uses 2 facial expressions in every movie he's in: smiling and not smiling.
Bad guy: I can see that your very upset.
Tom Cruise: You've never seen me...very upset.