What is cack?

a synonym for a crap/shit/turd you get the picture...

"oh my god that was so scary i cacked my pants"

cack - meme gif

to die, usually in a sudden and dramatic manner; slightly onamotopaeic word

I went to Sarstock just hoping to see Keith Richards cack onstage...

bobby's cack is wicked small

staffordshire english for shit, crap shyte, dung,

arrr looka tha oss cack in the road

I cacked that bitch so hard last night.

marijuana of low or questionable quality usually containing a high ratio of seeds and brownish in color.

This fuckin cack weed is givin me a headache!
I hope you didn't pay much for this cack!
All he's got for sale is nasty cack weed.

The real origin of the word 'cack' derives from the scottish gaelic word,'cach'
Meaning 'shit or poo'

'Ciamar a tha an latha?'
'Bha e Uabhasach cach'

'How was your day?'
'It was terribly cack (Shit)'

Cack means shit in Lancashire. It comes from the Flemish kakken=to shit. Centuries ago, Flemish weavers were imported to Lancashire.

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan.
There's a hole in my back where I do my cack
I'm Popeye the sailor man.

"Cock" with a Boston accent. Popularized by Matt Damon in the movie Good Will Hunting. Not to be confused with a male chicken.

Someone with the clap might say, "Ahhh!!! My cack is on fire!!!!"

Yet one of the many alternative words British people have for shit.

"I was so scared I nearly did a cack in my pants."

"That film was total cack."