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What is Flemish?

An abnormally red penis that produces enough seed, of Dutch speaking origin, to put out a small house fire.

My girl got too hot so I cooled her off with my Flemish Fire Truck!

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Flemish - what is it?

A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.

Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..."

Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."

Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"

* (sound of blowing nose)

Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."

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What does "Flemish" mean?

A skilled manpape masseuse.

That Flemish massage beast just watered the bunny hole without the proper credentials.

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Flemish - what does it mean?

A man who is gay

See that guy with the rainbow flag, he is a Flemish boy

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Flemish - meaning

A ledge past the great banks, where fisherman catch swordfish, tuna, and other trophy fish.

When the Andria Gail when out it hit a bad storm and sank on its way home from the Flemish Cap.

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Flemish - definition

The largest domestic breed of rabbit, with bucks weighing anywhere from 13 to 20+ pounds, and does weighing 14 to 20+ pounds. They come in seven varieties recognized by the American Rabbit Breeders Association, which are black, blue, fawn, light gray, sandy, steel gray, and white. Flemish giants are of the semi-arch type and are shown in six classes (junior bucks and does under 6 months, intermediate bucks and does 6-8 months, and senior bucks and does 8 months and older).

Also called the "gentle giant", this breed of rabbit is known for its very gentle, sweet, and docile personality. It is believed that the flemish giant is the modern descendant of the Patagonian rabbit of Argentina.

I went to the rabbit show and purchased a flemish giant.

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Flemish - slang

A) The Dutch dialect spoken in parts of Belgium.

B) A product or person from Belgium.

A)
Person One: "Do you speak Flemish?"
Person Two; "No but I do speak Dutch."
Person One: "Close enough!"

B) "Want to go get some Flemish fries at Manneken Pis?"

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Flemish

n.
A Dutch dialect spoken in parts of Belgium. Native speakers are often plagued by questions such as "What's Flemish?", "I like your accent, is it German?", and "Phlegm? Ewwww."

adj.
Relating to those poor sods who speak Flemish.

"I speak English, but Flemish was my first language."
"Fle-what?"
"Never mind. I speak English. Only English."

"I'm Flemish"
"I'm sorry."

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Flemish

The flemish culture is one of the Three Best Cultures, which are the (not uptight part of the) British culture, the Scottish culture and this kickass one.

One thing I like about Flanders and the Flemish culture is that you can drive 30 miles/15 kilometers and you'd run into a different dialect.

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Flemish

Dutch dialect spoken in the Northern part of Belgium.

In Dutch and Flemish: Vlaams (= flemish).
In Dutch and Flemish: Nederlands (= Dutch).

The grammar and spelling of both languages is the same, the only difference is in the pronounciation.

Dutch/Flemish: "Ik spreek Vlaams."
English: "I speak Flemish."

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