What is cacked?

Cack = Shit

Hahahaha! Jason just cacked his pants!

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Being completely stoned from marijuana. Also used to describe when is there is no more weed.

Hey john, can I rip your cart?
No sorry it's already cacked from yesterday.

"Dude I took bong rips before class and now I'm completely cacked"

"Cock" with a Boston accent. Popularized by Matt Damon in the movie Good Will Hunting. Not to be confused with a male chicken.

Someone with the clap might say, "Ahhh!!! My cack is on fire!!!!"

Yet one of the many alternative words British people have for shit.

"I was so scared I nearly did a cack in my pants."

"That film was total cack."

When you're really worried about something, shitting yourself.

She was cacking it when the cops searched her bag.

Dennis has this thing I like to call no cack.

that turd floating in the bowl looks freshly cacked

Died suddenly. Typically used to describe the improbable outcome of death due to unusual or unlikely circumstances.

The guy was a marathoner his whole life, model of fitness for everyone we know. He was taking out the garbage this morning when he just cacked.

"Hey man, give me a rip."
"Sorry, but it's cacked."

1. Completely fucked. Totally screwed up, broken, shit.

2. To be "cacked". or covered, and completely fucked because of it.

1. "Goddamnit, this computer is completely cacked."

2. "HAHAHA You fell over and landed in pig shit, you're cacked with shit!"