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What is outcome?
When a girl dating a guy named Joseph starts telling her friends about how well he treats her and her friends raise their standards in guys
Averie: my boyfriend cooks for me and treats me amazing, he's the best I've ever had
Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years
Averie: he got me flowers too
Bre: I gotta raise my standards
Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him
Later on
Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore
Averie: Damn, I'm sorry
Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways
Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome
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Outcome - what is it?
Mepham High school's motto, designed to brain wash students from day 1
Mepham: Positive Outlook, Positive Outcomes, was conceived after the administration consumed copious amounts of meth
What does "outcome" mean?
A strategy by which if you do something enough times, eventually one of those tries will be a good try, or provide a good outcome. In otherwords, anyone can come up with someone exceptional if they do it enough times.
It basically operates under the principle that doing anything requires zero to a very limited talent on the part of the individual as long as they do whatever their doing multiple times.
Taking 400 pictures of the same object will eventually yield a very professional and exceptional picture, regardless of how talented the individual taking the pictures is.
"Wow that's a great picture, must have been hard."
"No, I had a digital camera I took about 400 pictures, I figured one of them had to turn out good"
"Ah, operating under the 'greatest outcome of multiples theory'."
"yep"
Outcome - what does it mean?
Political correct term for death expirenced while at the hospital: see alsobit the shit
I was told your husband was in the hospital and was shocked to hear he had a negative patient care outcome.
Outcome - meaning
When you fart and expect gas to come out, but it ends up being solid or liquid, it's a crappy outcome.
I made the bad choice of passing gas while squeezing cheeks and had a crappy outcome.
Outcome - definition
A phrase frequently used by Yankees announcer Michael Kay to refer to the flawed logic behind thinking that event x is set in stone and would have happened regardless of all events leading up to it.
Michael kay:” You don’t want to fall victim to the fallacy of the predetermined outcome, but you have to wonder how things are different if the umpire called that pitch a strike.”
Outcome - slang
To crash the hopes of a hater because was hoping that you would fail at something that he was setting up for you to fail. And the opposite happened, you succeeded.
Dude was hoping that I didn't get the girl, the job and hoping that my project would fail to make me look out, too bad for him, I got a outcome conversion.
Outcome
Phrase used by a corporate executive to describe the solution to an unmitigated disaster, the details of which they believe nobody knows about.
Despite the massive arguement at the Board table (fails to mention fisticuffs occurring) and Bob's decision to pursue other opportunities (aka he got canned) I think we arrived at a "good outcome:
Outcome
The opposite of income. It is the money you spend, that you may (or may not) make back up.
Joe: Dude, I just upgraded my entire account on Mechquest!
Ben: That's quite a bit of outcome!
Joe: Yeah. But I've got a job.
Ben: ...Screw you.
Outcome
the result or effect of an action or event
Now I'm back in the courtroom waitin on the outcome