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What is bellending?
Joe is a bellend
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Bellending - what is it?
The tip of the penis.
Often considered as a derogatory term.
Stop looking at me, you bellend.
What does "bellending" mean?
An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.
One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.
A twat.
Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.
Don't be a bellend all of your life and get the bastard ale in.
Oi, bellend, move that fuckin jeep!
Bellending - what does it mean?
Some-one who can be very, very annoying at times.
Oh my god, Johann is such a bellend!!
Bellending - meaning
1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.
When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.
Bellending - definition
British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.
Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')
Bellending - slang
The tip (head) of a mans penis (dick); meaning dickhead.
Mike don't take another shot, you turn into a bellend when you're drunk.
Bellending
Mildly offensive insult used between mates when one or more of them has done something daft. Seemingly its not possible to over use this phrase.
Roger: I dropped my razor on my toe and cut it open.
Gary: Bellend!
Andy: I misread the map and ended up running the long way round.
Gary: Bellend!
Anyone: Anything
Gary: Bellend!
Bellending
Tip of the penis.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only Britain has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to spread it around the entire world.
Random: I dress up as death and point at old people as they leave the bingo centre.
Me: You bellend.
Bellending
Repeatedly posting the same promotional message to many individuals on social networks. This is usually done by mentioning their Twitter username, followed by a plea to check out their project. Heavily discouraged and easily noticeable by scrolling down their previous posts.
"Did you see x bellending on Twitter last night?"