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What is Johann?
Johann is that one friend that will never be a friend. He learned communication from his diplomat dad, but has plans to use it with the worst purpose. He also likes to cut something. I highly recommend not talking to any Johann if you enjoy being alive.
- Do you know what happened to Michael ?
- I heard he met Johann the other day.
- Oh no, that's terrifying !
Johann - meme gif
Johann - video
Johann - what is it?
A teen that rejects life. A Johann is the most emo person you will meet. It is scary.
Johann always sneaks out on those dark nights.
What does "Johann" mean?
When a white man can dance as well or better than a black man.
"Shit look at that honkey, that milk toast's a johann."
Johann - what does it mean?
A dude that is 181cm tall, bad at fortnite but better than Alden. This two dudes never ever, as a team, get victory royal. Not kind, maybe the worst two guys on earth. But better than Marcus!
Johann is better than Marcus.
Johann - meaning
A skinny Asian kid who will fuck your bitch
Guy: FUCK! Johann fucked my girl!
Johann - definition
A talented and truly dedicated musician who is either a virtuoso or revered prodigy of the musical arts.
Damn, he's really good at the piano! What a Johann!
Johann - slang
A smart, loving, loyal, amazing person. Grows up to be a great dad and husband to his wife and children.
They are usually a business man and are very good at solving problems, still managing to look funny and amazing while doing it.
Me: wow that girl has a Johann
I wish I had a Johann!
Johann
Johann is a sweet, kind, romantic, funny, lazy, smart, shy person who likes to get clown. He can be shy at first but once you get to know him he tends to get funky. He can be really smart but only when he's trying, he can be really lazy at times and will be the kind of person to sleep in class all day. He's not very athletic and is more of a inside I like a/c better. Johann is a really romantic person and loves to have the lover feel like he's the one, he's also amazing in bed and a good kisser. Johann can be really sweet and make anyone special.
Woah he's sooo funny he must be a Johann.
Omg what a sweet guy, that's a Johann right there.
Did you see the score on the test Johann got, but he hates school though.
Omg you should see Johann in bed he's a whole other person!
Johann
A totally awesome German dude who smokes and drinks like there's no tomorrow, fucks tons of bitches with his 13" dick, and will eventually save the world from the evils of shitty education.
Holy fuck, there's Johann
Johann
An amazing lad who is good at everything. Sport u name it. Oh, yea he is also good at school work but he still hates it. If you got a Johann You are a pretty lucky person because he will protect you from all the Jesse's and Josh's. He also will be rich in the future and ban James Charles.
Wow, who's that kid there that just scored 10 goals, What a Johann.
Who's that guy who just kicked Aidan's ass, Must be Johann.
I did a Johann Today, 100% without studying.
Man I wish I could have 12 girls, I'm gonna change my name to Johann
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