Definder - what does the word mean?

What is bellend?

1) The bulbous tip of a penis; 2) A person whose charachter reflects that of said tip of penis (ie one is a bellend, one is being a bellend) ; 3) the most accurate description of Lewis Summerscales, Poole, Dorset

"Lewis, you are a complete bellend. And your mum."

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Bellend - what is it?

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

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What does "bellend" mean?

A device built in to a geezers spunk trunk to stop his hand flying off the end whilst getting "pointey toed".

johnathon beeching has a bellend so tiny his hand always flies off explaining his black eye the other day.

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Bellend - what does it mean?

someone is being an utter prick and needs a slap

when someone keeps throwing eggs at your head, they are being a bellend

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Bellend - meaning

1. (slang) Donald Trump, American business magnate and showcase for the merits of unashamed baldness.

2. (British slang) the glans, head or foreskin of a human penis, so-called for its bell-like shape.

Sense 1: "Following the re-invention of The Apprentice as a political advertisement, the opinion polls predicted a landslide majority for President Bellend."

"Willison Knife Razors. You know it makes sense: just ask Bellend Trump!"

Sense 2: "His hotspot is his bellend: once I touch him there, that's it. Immediate trigger for a crymax."

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Bellend - definition

1. the glans of the penis
2. a humourosly named tent
3. the end of a bell

1. hes got such a big bellend, but no shaft, hes mushroom rigged
2. come on sheila, lets do it in the bellend!
3. I say vicar, you need to ploish your bellend!

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Bellend - slang

liverpool slang for an idiot, or a dickhead

stop being a little bellend you fucking titwank

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Bellend

An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.

One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.

A twat.

Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.

Don't be a bellend all of your life and get the bastard ale in.

Oi, bellend, move that fuckin jeep!

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Bellend

1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.

When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.

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Bellend

British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.

Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')

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