What is bedded?

Lates yo, i'm bedding.

bedded - meme gif

A place to get laid in. See also car, shower, couch, art museum, etc.

I fucked her all night in bed!

Phrase used after reading a fortune cookie. Helpful when wanting to get laid.

"You have very good skills and exceptional talents" in bed.

a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good

im gonna go hit the sac... then im gonna go to bed ;)

yo man the word bed looks like a bed, look the 'b'is the headboard.

when you think "no", "I'm going to bed"

This can also be related to sleeping with someone, usually as a woman due to the object-like reference to it

Mate : You out tonight?

You: Nah I'm bedding it

OR

Mate: You out tonight?

You: Nah I'm bedding it

mum: get out of bed
me: no

A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.

I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.

...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!

To be not only sitting on your bed, but to actually be horizontal and under the covers, prepared for sleep.

"I know you're sitting on your bed, but are you in bed bed bed?"

Taking someone to bed, and doing rude things, but not nessacerily having intercourse, e.g. dry humping Usually in the early stages of a relationship.

"I bedded him, but we didn't have sex."