Definder - what does the word mean?

What is horizontal?

To stay in a relaxed horizontal position, usually with the help of drugs and/or alcohol for a significant amount of time.

After getting a migraine Kelly got horizontalized for about a day and a half.

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Horizontal - what is it?

the desire to put an end to all hierarchies and authority - the state, capitalism, patriarchy, racism - and establish a truly free and equal society

akin to anarchism

implies that the means will suit the goal - that a horizontalist society will be achieved by means of bone idleness - a general strike and a nice few days in bed!

She is a true radical horizontalist - she wants revolution but never does a blimmin thing about it!!!

Horizontalism is for lazy revolutionaries. The ones who can barely be bothered to be Facebook activists.

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What does "horizontal" mean?

The desire to eliminate all things vertical and to alway be laying down, horizontally.

Mo has been in bed all day, he must have horizontalism.

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Horizontal - what does it mean?

1. Being in a horizontal and vertical state.

2. Another way to say Diagonal or if you have a speech impediment that makes you combine words.

He swung his sword around horizonticaly above his head.

I scored in Connect four Horizonticaly

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Horizontal - meaning

The state assumed by some people for up to 15-20 hours a day. It is the opposite of being vertical and consists of sleeping, laying down, general inactivity and lack of motivation to do anything.

"Man I just gotta get horizontal." - Trevan

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Horizontal - definition

an object or line that is ;

1) on its side
2) on its back

Person 1: "hey do you know how i remember the word horizontal?"
Person 2: "No, how?"
Person 1: "Because whores are always on their back"

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Horizontal - slang

Usually occurs during a bout of food-poisoning or a night on the beers which can lead to severe pains and abnormalities relating to excretion. Upon going to the toilet for a dump, rather than fall vertically from your backside it will spray, or release horizontally. Called 'doing a horizontal'.

"You might want to be careful when using the toilet, I've just been for a horizontal"

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Horizontal

to be passed out...usually frum drinking but jus plain asleep can qualify also

"I drank so much saturday night, i was totally horizontal all day sunday."

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Horizontal

Sleeping or lying down

Gosh i'm so tired I really wanna be horizontal right now!

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Horizontal

to have sex. "horizontal" as in lying down, having sex, but doesn't necessarily mean having sex when lying down.

"Lets get horizontal, baby!"

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