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What is matress?Slang for having sex. To have sex. Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing. matress - meme gifmatress - videoMatress - what is it?A girl who sleeps with only skaters just so they will allow her to hang out with them. Age of the skater is of no matter to the Skater Matress! "Dude I always see that girl at this skate park." "Yeah man-she's a Skater Matress!" What does "matress" mean?A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav. "That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!" Matress - what does it mean?A college girl, or townie who spends most of her time under 1 or more frat boys. My roomate is such a frat matress, if i put her under a blacklight the girl would glow. Matress - meaningA fragrance created by Lady Gaga that smells like semen and blood. Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress? Matress - definitionthat chicks on her back so much she's a flesh matress Matress - slangSomething my brother soils each and every night. Ahh. MatressThe Matress is a system. And that system is designed for 2 things. I slept on The Matress last night. MatressWorthy of having sex with. Not necessarily on a matress or bed, but hence the name. Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette over there? Matressi don't know why women and gays love matresses so much they aren't like real ones. |
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