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What is fortune cookie?
An overweight person bending in any direction. Refers to the similarity of the take-out dessert and the pinched skin between folds visible above the jeans or below the shirt.
The fortune cookie in front of me at Regal clearly did not need extra butter.
fortune cookie - video
Fortune cookie - what is it?
cookie shaped like moon if moon was made out of cookie dough. fortune shaped like a fortune.
"What's the fortune in your fortune cookie, Alexandra?"
"Fortune?"
What does "fortune cookie" mean?
The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.
I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!
Fortune cookie - what does it mean?
the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!
when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.
Fortune cookie - meaning
My fortune cookie had the local animal shelter's phone number listed on it.....oh SHIT!!!
What future does your fortune cookie bring?
Fortune cookie - definition
snow bunny but for Asian girls; hard to find but lucky to have.
Asian girls that only go for 🥷🥷
Yea, she’s the only fortune cookie at our school
Fortune cookie - slang
Lies.
My fortune cookie lied to me. :(
Fortune cookie
A wierd looking, but somehow tasty, snack u get at a chinese resturaunt after ur meal, that whatever it says on there, you should add "in bed" at the very end of it
me:"hey mom, whats your fortune cookie say?"
mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)
Fortune cookie
An Asian girl's pussy.
Her skirt was so short you could almost see her fortune cookie.
Fortune cookie
THe dessert served with Chinese Food.
I believe in the advice of the fortune cookie.