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What is Chinese Food?
Good at first, but quickly filling.....
And quickly emptying......
Death to American bowels!
See The "I need to walk slowly" shit
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
Chinese Food - video
Chinese Food - what is it?
(1) And god said on the four day, let there be breaded deep fried balls of chicken, and there were....and they were good.
(2) I love chinese food....it always puts in a good mood
(3) if it ain't breaded and deep fried, then it ain't chinese food
(4) Getting some chinese poontang
"I could go for some chinese food. I'll have a 4, 45, and a 84 please"
"Where's all the chicken in these addictive greasy balls?"
"Damn that girl looks good, i needs to get me some of that chinese food!"
What does "Chinese Food" mean?
(1) ...And God said on the fourth day, let there be breaded deep fried balls of chicken, and there were....and they were good.
(2) if it ain't breaded and deep fried, then it ain't chinese food
(3) Getting some chinese poontang
"I could go for some chinese food. I'll have a 4, 45, and a 84 please"
"Where's all the chicken in these addictive greasy balls?"
"Damn that girl looks good, i needs to get me some of that chinese food!"
Chinese Food - what does it mean?
Tasty ethnic food from the Asian/China culture.
Kung Pao Chicken is the best, along with egg foo young "when cooked properly"
Chinese Food - meaning
If you're referring to the fast food you bought at your local restaurant, Most of that is actually American food. Including the fortune cookie. If you don't believe me, check your history books.
I bought Chinese food from the Golden Panda restaurant by the mall.
Chinese Food - definition
Often confused with the American-Chinese foods, which are pretty much reheated frozen clumps of MSG, unfresh ingredients, and cheap wholesale.
Real Chinese food are found in actual Chinese restaurants that mostly have CHINESE words on their front, which serve the real delicacies from Chinese culture.
Of course, their are many other regional favorites in actual China, yet many considers disgusting just because they aren't used to it.
The ones that makes fun of eating snake, and organs of animals, etc. being disgusting are probably pussies that are too scared to try exotic foods, since it is all washed and cleaned.
That stupid tourist over there actually tried to order chicken balls in a authentic Chinese restaurant, what an idiot.
Chinese Food - slang
Delicious food that makes you hungry 30 minutes later just so you can enjoy more until you have a heart attack and die. (Best way to die)
The autopsy revealed the cause of death was too much of Mr.Chang's chinese food.
Chinese Food
slang term for 'that good kush.' An alternative way to elaborate on your marijuana habits in public. A term used to avoid all confrontation and to be totally clean. No one will know whats good.
"yo dawg, we gonna get Chinese food before we go to this talent show, i aint tryna see it sober."
"bro, is your guy good for Chinese friday night? If not, lets order some quick"
Chinese Food
A godsend from the culinary dieties from above. Chinese food is indeed the greatest stuff ever edible that is not American in origin. Best eaten hot, cold, or anywhere. Yet never eat Chinese food alonel,savor its sweet taste with a friend.
Chinese food is from heaven!
Chinese Food
Mouth watering, life giving, pieces of Heaven.
House Special Lo Mein and Crab Rangoons... That'll be $12.35