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What is baywatch?
Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.
See also BayCrime
She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.
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Baywatch - what is it?
When a well-endowed girl runs and bounces everywhere, as in the show Baywatch, which is famous for it's female swimsuit clad actresses running (and bouncing) in slow motion.
Also, baywatch moment.
As soon as Shirley starts running in that attire, she's definitely gonna pull a baywatch!
What does "baywatch" mean?
The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on.
I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath
Baywatch - what does it mean?
During sex one must act the whole time like they are in an episode of Baywatch. Things to do in order to be effective at this include -
* Running in slow-mo to the bed
* Actually fucking in slow mo
* Stopping midsex for a muscle posedown with a mirror
* Demanding to be refered to as "The Hoff" during sex
* Oiling oneself before and after sex, and if possible during.
* Sticking your dick far up her ass, claiming you are probing for any nuclear devices if she complains.
* Come on her face, say its good sunblock and then highlight the dangers of skin cancer
Had a baywatch fuck last nite, i just wanted to piss your mum off.
Baywatch - meaning
When a woman has to run, and covers her cleavage with her hand, giving a very "G" rated version of a Baywatch intro.
She was in very tall heels, and doing the Mormon Baywatch, but I could still see some bounce...
Baywatch - definition
a secret way to say BIATCH
Damn, curren is being such a BayWatch!
Baywatch - slang
An obscure local sporting identity who has the ability to run in slow-motion, mimicking the actions of that famous TV show.
Yo, dude, check out the baywatch chasing that ball down the wing.
Baywatch
Baywatch. Or Babewatch was a TV show that aired in the 90's featuring hot bikini babe lifesavers, few cool dudes and one old fart with a hairy chest. Yeah we all remember Baywatch...hmm let me think.
Pammy Anderson running along the beach with her manchesters' jiggling...sproing!
Gena Lee Nolin running around with a red cossie up her crack....sproingy sproing!
Donna D'Errico, running, then bending, then ooh fuuuck...Sproingg!!
David Tossel-off....sitting around like a big ol' greasy fucking lump, doing sweet fuck all.
>>> go to fridge. Get Beer. Wait for the girls to come back on.
It was the show any bloke could rely on day after day, week after week after fucking week. Just like Hey Hey Its Saturday.
Hey mate you watching Baywatch tonight?
Yeah bro, hope to see Pamela Anderson flaunt her hot body in that red one piece.
you?
Nah man, I'll be at the beach. Sucking lifesavers has helped me quit smoking.
Baywatch
porn for adolescents
Have you seen Yasmine Bleeth running down the beach in slow motion?
Baywatch
Adj. The act of purposely ruining someone's chance at scoring with someone of the opposite sex.
I was doing good with Sara then Todd came over and totally creeped her out. She thinks I'm a total creeper now. He baywatched me!