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What is auditorial?
An amazing alternative rock band formed by four 16-17 year old talented boys from Imst. You shoul definetly go on their Instagram: @auditorymessage and check their stuff out! They also have a YouTube Channel called Auditory Message.
Check them out, they’re awesome.
Dude 1: Dude do you know some awesome bands?
Dude 2: I know one called Auditory Message, you should definitely go and check out their Instagram!
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Auditorial - what is it?
When someone realizes they can speak quicker than they can type and they post all their thoughts as audio clips. They continue to have strong feelings and argue many sides of popular issues, so we refer to the resulting tirades as an auditorial. Audio editorials.
I remember the day the world abandoned Twitter because it slowed them down in re-arranging the world around them, and switched overnight to the auditorial, which has the advantage of virtual reality recreation of actual arguments among famous people for historical purposes.
What does "auditorial" mean?
When fake sounds made by a human sound real. Definitely a real word/phrase.
"Damn, that was some serious auditorial realism!"
Auditorial - what does it mean?
Auditory processing disorder is a hearing problem. Kids and adults with this condition can't process what they hear in the same way other people do because their ears and brain don't fully coordinate. An individual with this disorder may experience hearing certain things muffled while other things perfectly fine.
For example, a person with APD is in a restaurant, in the restaurant there's music playing, waiters walking and other people a few tables away talking. Beside the person with APD is their friend talking to them however, the individual with APD can hear that their friend is talking but it's muffled, the individual can hear the people talking, the music and the walking, almost as if those sounds were right next to them. It can be best described as watching tv with the volume turning up and down and off at random times and you can't control it.
Symtoms of APD:
You are easily distracted or unusually bothered by loud or sudden noises.
Noisy environments are upsetting to you.
Your behavior and performance improve in quieter settings.
You have difficulty following directions, whether simple or complicated.
You have reading, spelling, writing, or other speech-language difficulties.
Verbal (word) math problems are difficult.
You're disorganized and forgetful.
Conversations are hard for you to follow.
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"Auditory Processing Disorder (APD) "
Auditorial - meaning
is the loud ringing in your ears following attendance at a rock concert
Dudette: Wasn't that CSN concert last night the bomb?
Dude: Yeah, but it took me forever to fall asleep last night!
Dudette: Yeah, me too! My auditory hangover was incredible.
Auditorial - definition
In a threeway scenario when both men are ready to sploosh, release your "secret sauce" into either ear, then have the women(or man) plug there nose and blow it out their ears, for extra fun have a post intercourse yodeling session.
I saw an auditory blowhorn in the subway yesterday, it got all over my antique silverware collection!! RATS!!
Auditorial - slang
1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic
Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans
Auditorial
Be forced to listen to something you don't want to hear.
I was a victim of auditory rape. My wife made me listen to Justin Bieber.
Auditorial
recieved penis insertion in the ear
dude, that slut just got a cum shot right in the ear, during auditory sex!
Auditorial
Like an epileptic fit but when the music goes too loud or the balloon hits too hard and your ears are ringing mad
naaaaaah quick turn it back down Nathan just had an auditory fit
that guy on white lines that got his eardrums blown out by the big speakers had an auditory fit
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