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What is Instagram?A website where users can upload pictures for their friends to see. Sadly this is not the case, since most teenagers ask for "shoutouts" constantly to get people to follow them. Once these kids have a few thousand followers, whom they do not know or have never met, they will constantly ask for likes and pretend to be instafamous. These kids mostly only upload selfies with a goofy ass filter on them with over used hashtags as the caption. Instagram Kid: *posts selfie of himself in sunglasses* Instagram - meme gifInstagram - videoInstagram - what is it?Adult: SON, GET OFF INSTAGRAM What does "Instagram" mean?A social media app filled with cancer and shitty people. Same as TikTok but TikTok is way worse than instagram. My god bro don't even fucking visit these app they are fucking cancer as shit Person 1: Hey I'll see you later can I get your Instagram tho? Instagram - what does it mean?A unit of measurement used by hipsters in which "coolness" is determined. The more "artsy" pictures they can create they cooler they become in the realm of what is hip. Guy 1- "Whoa! That chick has about 350 selfies on Instagram." Instagram - meaningAn app where people feel sorry for themselves because their friends did something more interesting. Becky and her sluts were posting their newest Starbucks drink on instagram. Instagram - definitionA prominent photo sharing website. While Instagram has very high ability to provide professional, valid photography, a large amount of the teenage and preteenage population have stormed Instagram, turning it into an experience similar to Facebook before the middle aged population began signing up and completely destroying it. White girl 1: I just got on Instagram today and posted a selfie! Instagram - slangA website tryhard's use at my school to force one another to each other so jocks can feel happy about their little feelings towards one another. Instagram is now known as tinder due to my friggin school. Used for white girls to post selfies with them doing duck faces, pictures of their dogs, or their latest purchase at Starbucks they are drinking that day. All while judging their popularity with how many likes they get on their picture. Did you see my latest picture on Instagram? I got like 50 likes, I feel so cool. Instagram is basically hell. It is a stupid app that controls and manipulates the minds of its users. People get anxiety over how many likes they get or how many followers. Girls daydream of hot guys following them so they post extra scandalous photos. They become so egotistical and taking selfies and pictures for the gram just becomes the daily for them. People actually think this shit matters so some even become known as โInstagram Starsโ or โInstagram Modelsโ who we all know donโt get that perfect bod naturally. These famous instagramers lie and promote facades so they can get their $$$. They donโt actually care about your silly comments, edits, or fan pages. Wanna become instafamous? Just start taking off your clothes! Itโll attract the most idiotic and horny people but at least youโre getting that strong like-game amirite? #Brainwashed #FuckThisShitImOut #Instagram #LessClothesMoreLikes *At the beach, but doesnโt give a shit about the beach itself. Just there for the photos* Instagram is like a fridge. Guy1: on a scale of 1-10, how bored are you |
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