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What is Justin Bieber?
The reason why I don't listen to mainstream music anymore. Every time I turn on the damn radio, some autotuned Justin Bieber shit comes on and gives me ear cancer.
Justin Bieber symbolizes everything that is wrong with the modern music industry. He possesses no extraordinary music talent and is grossly overrated. Not having much difference with the shitty mainstream act he replaced, The Jonas Brothers (see 'talentless hacks'), many people predict that Justin Bieber's music career is on the verge of destruction and that the only reason he got so famous was because he had a marketable face, in other words, crazed teenage girls would swoon over him and buy his CD's, regardless of the fact that his music sucks.
Of course, if you believe that his music sucks, a horde of Justin's rabid fans (otherwise known as 'Beliebers') will come and troll you with comments like "GET A LIFE!!!" or "U DNOT KNO REAL MUSIKK!!!1!".
In entertainment media, Justin Bieber is the country's sweetheart, and not just in one country. Entertainment media in countries such as Canada, America and Australia freaking worship this autotuned hack and his crappy music and treat him like a god. However, on the internet, Justin Bieber is the equivalent of Satan.
Belieber: "OMGG!!!ONE1!! I LUvv JUuSTIN BIIEBBER!!"
Person: "..."
Belieber: "OMGG DO u LUV hiIm?"
Person: "No. His music sucks. I hate Justin Bieber."
Belieber: "DIEIEIIEIEIEIE!!!!!!"
Justin Bieber - video
Justin Bieber - what is it?
Justin Bieber is an ugly noob!
What does "Justin Bieber" mean?
The reason why Tupac and Biggie died, so that they wouldnt have to listen to her noise. The reason why Osama bin Laden is hiding in the caves. The reason why they had to make auto-tune. The inventor of noise.
Player 1- whats that noise your listening to? it sounds like a little girl crying for candy
Player 2- no its justin bieber crying for candy my sisters are listening to her
Justin Bieber - what does it mean?
Prepubescent girl...erm...BOY, that only knows how to write (if he even writes them) and sing songs that have to be about the one girl for him. Adored by 10-14 year old's nationwide.
OH MY GAWSH HE'S SO HAWT MMM I WANT HIS UNDEVELOPED GENITALS IN AND AROUND MY MOUTH!
-Justin Bieber fan on Justin Bieber.
QUIT HaTiN! U R ONLY jeluss cuz U Can'T sing liek HIM!
-Justin Bieber fan on Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber - meaning
Y u such a Justin Bieber butt hole
Justin Bieber - definition
The reason I'm ashamed to be a Canadian.
Justin Bieber: As long as you love me...
Canadians all over the world: We don't know him. At all.
Justin Bieber - slang
Justin Bieber is a bitch
Justin Bieber
A Teenage boy singer who sounds like a 10 year old and still hasn't hit puberty. Although a few years ago he got hit by a water bottle. LOL
Justin Bieber was hit by a water bottle.
Justin Bieber
Annoying Fan: OMG, Canada's teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo fucking sexy.
Me: The music scene of Canada has lost all credibility.
Justin Bieber
A weapon of mass destruction developed by evil Canadian scientists in an attempt to conquer the United States and make Canada a super country. When the weapon grew, the scientists put it to test on youtube with it getting millions of views. The scientists approached the Canadian capital to notice a high torture rate. The scientists told that Canada would gain control of the US if sent to the states. Convinced, they sent it to the US only to be backfired when he gained teenage girl fans. Furious by this, Canada commenced Search and Destroy in order to destroy the weapon. But due to it's popularity, its bodyguards would risk to take a bullet for the WMD. Canada is still trying to reach the weapon but it has shown no effect so far.
We must stop Justin Bieber before it develops a army of teenage girls so Canada will be saved.