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What is fake?
Someone who acts like your friend and to have your back but when shit happens they confess what you did when you’re not in their presence i.e. someone who only cares about themselves, weather consciously or not.
bro he wrote a witness statement against me instead of staying silent he is fake af
fake - meme gif
fake - video
Fake - what is it?
Internet Forums' new curse word used to describe remotely ANY possible video on the internet. The level of negative energy that is emitted by FAKE is comparable as that to an annoying movie goer who spoils the movie that you watch, or the viewer who spoils the magic trick that you see, or the viewer who suffers from an inferiority complex and copes by demeaning the essence of any form of media by babbling of how something is fake.
"Omg, did you see the guy who was shot in the face? That was so fake!"
"I saw this vid where someone threw his monitor down 2 floors. That was so FAKE!"
"I just saw a video about anything. that was so FAKE!"
"Did you see the video about the cat who chased the ball? That was so FAKE! They dubbed in the ball with a greenscreen! See? You can see the lines!!!!!1111"
What does "fake" mean?
a person who tries to act cool but never realizes how foolish they're acting. they may think everyone likes them, but don't know that every one of her "friends" are talking shit about her behind that persons back and are using them for their money or car then tells them way later that no one likes them to make them feel like fucken shit.
by the way, you fuckers who wait till the last fucken minute to tell them no one likes them are even worse.
"omg that girls such a fake, maybe if she stopped trying to be cool ppl WOULD be cool with her"
Fake - what does it mean?
Someone who makes fun of someone for somethin important and thinks theyre cool but when someone big's around then theyre scared
Fake Girl: Shut up white boy you think ur cool but u aint!
Big Black Guy: whatchu say to him?
Fake Girl: Nothin (Scared)
Fake - meaning
a person that ISNT REAL
they fake who they are and not all the time but sometimes stab you in the fikken back. its what alot of people cant stand. THEY ARE USUALLY LIARS everyone deals through them during their life
person 1: i cant stand fakes
faker: i know they are so contarded (plasticly)
mom: how was everything?
faker: i told you to shut up! (MEAN)
Fake - definition
Something that isn't real, even if you want it to be real through wishful thinking.
Lindsay Lohan's boobs are totally fake.
Fake - slang
a person that has no feelings. someone who if you tell them you love them it means nothing to them. also they are the most neglecting people on earth.
a fake person would mimic emotion even at your death bed.
a fake person loves you no more than they love there favorite tv show.
the movie the matrix was based on fake people living in our world.
real person: I will always love you
fake person: in one ear and out the other.
real person: why don't you care about me?
Fake
A person who tries to act like something they're not. A poser or a fraud.
"Oh my god, that scene girl is so hottt."
"Dude, she's fake."
Fake
A person, the vast majority of the time a female, who acts too nice to be real in order to lure in pathetic dopes and use/betray them, frequently crushing the victim's soul in the process. Symptoms of fakeness include wearing a huge, phony, Botox-looking smile the entire time, saying "Hiiiiii! How are you!" a lot, using an overly sweet tone of voice that's so dripping with sap it makes you want to vomit, and just generally being overly perky all the time. A fake chooses her victims very carefully, usually very naive individuals, waits until the victim has divulged their deepest, darkest secrets, then spreads them all over the school and makes sure the victim is absolutely miserable. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
A fake meeting her victim:
Fake: Hiiiiiii! You look really lonely. Do you need a friend? You can trust me with anything.
Victim: That would be really nice...I never have had any real friends before.
Fake (under breath): Ha! She took the bait! THIS is gonna be good!
Fake
Someone who doesn't be themselves around anyone. They try to hard to be liked and relate to you. You can tell they are fake because it seems like EVERYTHING they do is about trying to be liked.
(picture the people making those faces and things in brackets are thoughts)
Person 1: i am so bad at science i know i failed that test... :(
Fake Person: same here i failed it too! :D (oh wait!) D:
Person 1: mmhmm
*Get the test back*
Person 1: Yup i failed it. -.-
Fake Person: omg I did too! :) (oh crap) :(
*Person 1 looks over at fake person's test when they looked away for a second and it says 80%*
Person 1: mmhmm...