What is Ur Mum?
"ur mum" is not ur actualy ur mum but a person that represents ur mum
it is used when you are really stoned or dont hav a good enough come back
Jon: what does my cooking taste like?
Michael: ur mum
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Ur Mum - video
Ur Mum - what is it? the british form of "ur mom", a overused comeback that is funny if used as a joke or your kidding when u say it.
Person:Fuck U!
British Person: I fucked ur mum!
b_i_t_c_h678: i have sooo much homework.
this1person923: ur mom has so much homework! OH! BURN! WAT NOW!?!?!?!
b_i_t_c_h678: wtf lol
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What does "Ur Mum" mean? The apparent zenith of comebacks, used almost exclusively by 12-16 year olds.
Person 1: You sir, are a veritable nincompoop.
Person 2: ERR UR MUM LOL!1!
'I AD SEX WIV UR MUM LOL'
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Ur Mum - what does it mean? gae
ur mum gae
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Ur Mum - meaning A unstoppable force, when your hit with a Ur mum, you should just accept your fate, your life is over.
Joe: Hey do you wanna come over after school?
Bob: No sorry Iβm doing ur mum after school.
It was at this moment, Joe got folded
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Ur Mum - definition wen ur frin bein a cheky cunt n da call of duds u jus sey ur mum
"fukin cheky cunt ur mum is hairy"
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Ur Mum - slang The insult of all insults. When you're stuck and have nothing to say, just say 'ur mum'.
"This pizza is still warm"
"Ur mum's pussy is still warm...hurhurhurhur".
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Ur Mum a word used as a comeback when you have no other comeback to use: a word used to get someone to leave you alone
another term for "your mom"
"Hey what are you eating?"
"ur mum."
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Ur Mum 1. A thing people say if you have a british accent and someone asks you a question and you're:
1A. bored
1B. insulting somebody
1C. acting like you have a british accent on the internet and insulting someone/are bored
2. A thing that retarded people say and think that when they do they're cool
3. The most amazing phrase in the world, as it has been here for so long and it has not died out.
1A.
John: "Hey, I went to the movies today."
Ben: "Huh. So did I"
John: "So what movie did you see?"
Ben: "Ur mum. >:D"
1B.
Joe: "You're such an idiot"
Sean: "Well, ur mum's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side"
1C.
dudelizard1337: "WAIT?!?!?! WHAT DID YOU SAY LIKES TURTLES?
awesomeguy01: "Ur mum"
dudelizard1337: "wait... is that a bad thing?"
2.
(same as 1B)
3.
Johnny in 1975: "Ur mum's so fat she played pool with the planets."
Johnny in 2005: "Ur mum's so fat she... I got nuthin..."
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Ur Mum The thing that a retard says after u say something like βWhat did you do today?β Then he answers βUr Mumβ
βWhatβs ur hobby?β
βUr Mumβ
*Slaps him*
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