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What is Spanking the monkey?
An American state sport, in other words, jacking off. Numerous other ways of saying this include Beating the meat, playing the devil’s fiddle (for you Christian white guys).
Viktor: Dude, you gotta come see this photo of Mia Khalifa!
James: Gimme a sec, I’m gonna go spank the monkey...
Spanking the monkey - video
Spanking the monkey - what is it?
to have a wank cf choking the chicken
i'm just off to spank the monkey
What does "Spanking the monkey" mean?
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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.
Spanking the monkey - what does it mean?
to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place
i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels
Spanking the monkey - meaning
masterbation- male only.
I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.
Spanking the monkey - definition
When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.
Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!
Spanking the monkey - slang
"I wanna spank the monkey"
Spanking the monkey
Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.
Spanking the monkey
When a man masterbates or strokes his penis
All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!
Spanking the monkey
waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"