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What is Mia Khalifa?
The quasi-scientific phenomena where brown (Muslim, Middle Eastern, South Asian/Asian Indian and occasionally Latina) girls without glasses look nothing alike/ extremely dissimilar yet the same brown girls when using glasses will look extremely similar/almost identical
"Yo bro, that indian girl with glasses in math class looks like mia Khalifa "
"No duh it's called Mia Khalifa's Paradox- brown girls with glasses look similiar to eachother and without glases look different "
Mia Khalifa - video
Mia Khalifa - what is it?
Hit or miss i guess they never miss huh
Mia khalifa has nice tits!
What does "Mia Khalifa" mean?
The act of putting a raw egg between your lips, rapidly inhaling and thus propelling the egg into your esophagus. Great party trick. Named after the middle-eastern porn star.
some fucc boi : "i call this the mia khalifa" proceeds to choke
crowd: "ayy lmao"
Mia Khalifa - what does it mean?
A literal Goddess. She has extraordinary tits and an amazing body with a pussy so good it’s like it’s in her genes. She is and forever will be the sexiest woman alive.
Mia Khalifa is G.O.R.G.E.O.U.S.
Mia Khalifa - meaning
My bitch is a Mia Khalifa
Mia Khalifa - definition
Boy 1:Aria is Mia Khalifa.
Boy 2:Yeah I know
Mia Khalifa - slang
I literal Goddess. She has extraordinary tits and has an amazing body. Her pussy so good it’s like it’s in her genes. She is, and forever will be the sexiest woman alive.
Mia Khalifa is G.O.R.G.E.O.U.S.
Mia Khalifa
An American-Lebanese girl who got dissed by iLOVEFRiDAY
hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh, you got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn’t kiss yuh (mua) he gon’ find another girl and he won’t miss yuh, he gon’ skrrt then hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
YOU PLAY WITH THEM BALLS LIKE IT’S FIFA
You on every level, you’re the leader (ooh)
You used to work a What-a-burger, now you pop your p—— for the Warner Brothers (and that bangs, bro)
Shots fired , you’re fired
You’re washed up
YOU’RE RETIRED
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (ew)
I bet that your kitty real tired (Perfect!)
Mia Khalifa
Mia Khalifa
Pornstar - is middle eastern and becuase of her religion and culture gets negative comments. Regardless, she has amazing tits and a nice ass. Gives good head too and seems like shes going to have a successful porn career.
Damn that Mia Khalifa sure has a nice body and really know how to move!
Mia Khalifa
A pornstar that had a diss track written about her based on a fake tweet. The diss track was by the band ilovefriday.
Know by the lyrics -
Whooo do you think you are?
You been sucking dick for a foreign car
gotta take that call
They want you at work, so, girl go do you job
(Sung by xeno Carr)
Or
Hit or miss
I guess they never miss huh
You gotta a boyfriend
I bet he doesn’t kiss yaaaa
He gon find another girl and he won’t miss yaaa
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it’s FIFA
You won every level, you’re the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you’re fired
You’re washed up, you’re retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
(Sung by smokehijab)
Mia Khalifa is just a pornstar