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What is Spanking the Monkey?

to have a wank cf choking the chicken

i'm just off to spank the monkey

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Spanking the Monkey - video

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Spanking the Monkey - what is it?

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.

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What does "Spanking the Monkey" mean?

to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place

i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels

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Spanking the Monkey - what does it mean?

masterbation- male only.

I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.

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Spanking the Monkey - meaning

When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.

Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!

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Spanking the Monkey - definition

masturbating

"I wanna spank the monkey"

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Spanking the Monkey - slang

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

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Spanking the Monkey

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis

All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!

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Spanking the Monkey

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"

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Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

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