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What is Smithtown?
located on long island, smithtown is 99% white, even though about 40% of the kids try to dress like theyre from a ghetto. another 30% are the sterotypical emo kids who say they are unique, but theyre all in photo club and all shop in thrift stores, not because theyre poor, but because its the cool thing. the other 30% are preppy or just normal dressing people.
there is not much to do in smithtown. most people just smoke weed all day, and complain about how boring smithtown is. the other people actually look around, and realize there is a decent amount of stuff to do.
emo kid 1- "ugh 1 cant believe th3r3 are no thrift st0res in smithtown."
emo kid 2 - "l0l yeah i kn0ww, lets go smoke."
normal kid- "SHUT UP SHUT UP"
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Smithtown - what is it?
A pretty boring town about an hour east of New York City on Long Island. Typical Friday nights include going bowling, going to the movies, doing drugs, or just ending up at the Millenium Diner. Kids here have nothing to do but write gun threats on desks in math classrooms and get suspended for cutting studyhall to do drugs. Everyone here is either a JAP, a pseudo-ghetto kid, or a bitchy girl who shops at Abercrombie. Most pretend to go to "shows" when really all they do is stay at home and complain about the fact that no good shows come to Smithtown.
Smithtown Kid1: Hey guys wanna go bowling on Friday and then eat fries at the Millenium Diner at 2 in the morning?
Smithtown Kid2: Sorry, I can't, I got grounded for writing that gun threat and causing Mr. Ehmann to do that lockdown. Whatever I'm just gonna do drugs that I bought with Daddy's credit card.
Smithtown Kid3: I would, but I wanna pick up some "vintage" clothing at Abercrombie to wear to the show that I'm probably not going to go to.
Smithtown Kid4: I can't, I started observing the Sabbath.
What does "Smithtown" mean?
A very wealthy place in Suffolk County although there are huge houses and tiny houses. the taxes are unbeliveabley high.nThere is every single race in the world in Smithtown. you name it, we got it. some people think that if you live in smithtown, your a bitch or a whore or a slut. but just like in every other town there are skanks, sluts, hores, etx. smithtown is pretty good at sports. well at least in kickline. national champs for like 10 years. whisperettes=amazing. and everything else is like average compared to kickline. about 50% of all smithtown kids are preppy and wear abercrombie, hollister, american eagle, juicy couture and anything else where a full outfit is way over $300. about every kid has ugg boots (or fake ones)or abercrombie flip flops. its impossible to be popular if your not a prep. then we have the emo's who think that they are going to commit suicide at any moment when there not. they are in photo class and in art honor society. then we also have the gangsters who are so not gangster. they like to think there cool when there not. they wear their pants below the knees and walk funny. they wear ecko and phat farm and south pole meanwhile if you really were from a ghetto, you wouldnt be able to afford any of those brands. and last but not least there are the potheads. you can find these potheads in town at starbucks parking lot, friendlys, behind the movie theater or anywhere on main street. major hangout places are the mall, baja grill, friendlys, movie theater and starbucks and coolbeans. and a lotta people work at ralphs italian ices and mcdonalds and any other place in the mall you can think of. so smithtowns pretty cool i guess.
smithtown kid #1- im going to go kill myself now
smithtown kid #2- im going to spend $3000 at the mall.
smithtown kid #3- ANYONE GOT A BOLT?
Smithtown - what does it mean?
The only thing good about Smithtown are the east whisperettes. they have been long island champions for 14 years and national champions for 10 consecutive years now. its time we give the east whisperettes some praise they are insane! laura murphy is the god of kickline!!! great job guys, u deserve some recognition, keep on kicking!
Smithtown EAST Whisperettes are amazing
Smithtown - meaning
a town east of new york city where 98% of kids are white but 95% pretend to be black. kids think they are ghetto when they dont even know what ghetto is. their idea of ghetto is not having enough allowance to buy a new shirt. only a few people are real and most kids use their money...or their parents money to buy drugs like weed.
Smithtown...see definition.
Smithtown - definition
An affluent suburban town located on the north shore of Long Island, New York and about 1 hour away from New York City. Population is 95% white and the ones who aren't are usually picked on and singled out for not being white. This is not just referring to the children, it also refers to the adults. The town has 2 main High Schools Smithtown West and Smithtown East most people that attend both schools often say that they "hate" Smithtown. However, they ones who say that are usually the same people that try to act like their from the ghetto or have their parents pay for their brand new Jeep or Mercedes. The word "nigger" is also used as often as the word "faggot" is used in online gaming (very often). The kids from this town are also very scummy often stealing from the mall or local stores in town, even though their parents probably own a couple high-end luxury cars or boat or both. The girls from this town are snooty, rich, and insecure, they often trash others because they're not wearing American Eagle, Abercombie, or Hollister. This is also a town that likes to write gun threats on desks, toilets, walls and on pretty much anything that ink will show up on. Things to remember about Smithtown: If your not white, your gonna have a bad time and ignorance is about as common as turkey on Thanksgiving.
Chris: Are you white?
Not White Guy: No, I'm (Black, Asian, Latino or Middle Eastern).
Chris: Ha Ha go back to where to came from, your not welcome, this is Smithtown.
Emily: Man would you look at that Chris, that is the reason why I hate Smithtown. People here act like niggers or faggots.
John: Yeah I know right? Hold on, I'm writing a gun threat on a desk so hopefully we won't have school tomorrow.
Matt: Hey John, my mom just bought me a brand new Jeep, lets drive to the mall and steal some beanies and flannels from (Abercombie, American Eagle, Hollister).
Not White Guy: I wish I never moved here or grew up here...
Smithtown - slang
Smithtown is your regualr average town. It is mostly white its pretty even amount of rich kids and poor kids. Smithtown both high school West and East has high population of drug activity although High school East is known as the pharmacy because of the infamous amount of drugs that are used and sold in school.Smithtown has your usual preppy snotty group who continuously get caught drinking at the local beach. Your "gangsta" group who is quick to start a fight with you while there high to impress there other "gangsta" friends and slutty girls. And last but not least your skater crew who dose a lot more talking about skateing then actually skateing
Normal Long island kid: What do you want to do
Smithtown kid:Lets go to Smithtown
Normal long island kid: Noo thoughts kids are trashy and get caught doing the same stupid stuff time after time
Smithtown
A what so small town east of New York City where half of the expectations for the island go tumbling down. Now in days, there are either the good kids who don't give a shit on the outside and the cool bitchy kids you would never want to meet. Study is a thing that people from Smithtown don't practice and no one ever anymore gets into high rated colleges. Now as the population is filled with adolescents, it has turned to shit. Elementary school kids learn to cuss in the 2nd grade, middle school teens vape in bathrooms, get into fist fights without teachers caring, get pregnant for clout, and compare each other to bully others easily.High school is bad as there are two high schools: East and West. East is shit compared to west as it is the worse of the two schools. Sometimes the high schools seem more their age then the middle schools. Also having three middle schools in which two are good ye the other one has no budget used on it and is the ghetto school to outsiders. Look around any corner and you see kids fucking or smoking. Bitchy kids rule the place and others who don't care about them will knock them off their not deserved thrown. You never want to meet a kid from smithtown as they will make you die inside.
Bro smithtown is where all the hoes are at
Smithtown
A town in Northwestern Suffolk County known for its bar scene on main street. The legend of it founding is that Richard Smith made a deal with the native americans that allowed him to keep all the land he ride in one day on his bull Whisper. A statue of Whisper is in the town. He has a large penis because he is located across from the towns titty bar. It is a wealthy town with only small pockets of poor people. The Town at night is a hangout for juvies and drunks. The teens copy whatever pop culture tells them either ghetto or skaters or emo. Most patrons of the bars are collar pop'in wannbe's with sandle wearing preps and older creppy guys mixed in. Even the older people are "me too's" people driving escalades and drinking starbucks. Basically if getting fucked in the ass was in style you can guarantee smithtown would be doing it.
God "I have just taken a shit. Thou shalt call it Smithtown"
Smithtown
A place on Long Island that is about an hour away from New York City. The town is 99% white, but nearly 95% of the people there pretend they are "gangster" and "from the ghetto" even though the things they buy are too expensive for people from the real ghetto are able to afford. Besides the "gangsters," Smithtown is infested with stuck up, self centered bitches who whine all of the fucking time and hate you because your not wearing Abercrombie or Hollister. Also, every damn person who goes to high school in Smithtown wears plaid, which makes them look like lumberjacks. Also, almost every girl in Smithtown dye their hair nearly every week and straighten their hair so much that they constantly smell like dead hair. It's fucking disgusting. They also talk like "valley girls," when in reality they've never even been to California before. There is also the small group of scene kids who claim they are unique when in reality they look like everyone else. Every single girl in Smithtown is obsessed with the "Twilight" series, despite the fact that they've only read one of the books. And every single guy from Smithtown is obsessed with "The Dark Knight" only to make them look like they actually have balls. There are two high schools in Smithtown: East and West. At West, you have to memorize fucked up lines telling you to hug your parents and be polite, which people either don't care about or pretend to not care about so they look cool. Despite how much West sucks, it's still better than East, which is filled with potheads. If you want to meet someone from Smithtown, go to any mall on Long Island. They will be there.
Smithtown Kid: "LETZ GO TO THE MALLLL."