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What is straighten?Verb: When a man has sex with a self-proclaimed lesbian and the lesbian becomes straight. Gloria thought she was a lesbian until she met Dave. He is a pro at straightening pussy! straighten - meme gifstraighten - videoStraighten - what is it?Short for hair straighteners (or irons). Quicker and easier to say than hair straighteners. Becky: Annie, pass me the straighteners please. What does "straighten" mean?A term used by a middle aged, obese, melodramatic, sweaty, cowardly, bully who canβt walk more than 10 yards without needing a shit, a bag of crisps and a can of coke in order to catch his breath. The term is believed to originate in Yiewsley and is used by twats/chavs that still wear football shirts despite approaching 50 years old. That honest, well respected gent that looks after my kids more than me has been mugging me off - I think he needs a straightener. Straighten - what does it mean?The act of making a super hot lesbian straight by waving your dicks in their face Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that Alyssa is lesbian? Straighten - meaninghaving curly hair cut short but still leaving it long enough to straighten... hockey: "Hey I finally scored at footy at weekend so I can get my curly hair cut.. need to leave it long enough so its straightenable tho" Straighten - definitionLiverpool word used by chavs (scallies - Tracksuit wearing pricks)meaning to give someone a heafty punch in the face @Eh you fucking goth, do you wanna straightener ya pricccckkkk@ Straighten - slangA small number of alcoholic drinks to regain one's composure after a stressful experience I need a straightener after failing the driving test again StraightenA reference to cocaine, coke, blow, snow, reference from the HBO show Succession. Roy Kendall refers to cocaine as a βstraightenerβ to accommodate as a short term sobering agent. Iβm so fucked up. I need a straightener. StraightenA straightener in Liverpool is a fight between 2 people to settle their differences. - Not just a punch Lad1: You 'angin round after school? Gilly is having a straightener with robbo! StraightenTo pay off a 'bent' or corrupt official Jack straightened out the copper and we got let off |
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