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What is straightened?
Verb: When a man has sex with a self-proclaimed lesbian and the lesbian becomes straight.
Gloria thought she was a lesbian until she met Dave. He is a pro at straightening pussy!
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Straightened - what is it?
Short for hair straighteners (or irons). Quicker and easier to say than hair straighteners.
Becky: Annie, pass me the straighteners please.
Annie: Sure!
What does "straightened" mean?
A term used by a middle aged, obese, melodramatic, sweaty, cowardly, bully who can’t walk more than 10 yards without needing a shit, a bag of crisps and a can of coke in order to catch his breath. The term is believed to originate in Yiewsley and is used by twats/chavs that still wear football shirts despite approaching 50 years old.
That honest, well respected gent that looks after my kids more than me has been mugging me off - I think he needs a straightener.
Straightened - what does it mean?
The act of making a super hot lesbian straight by waving your dicks in their face
Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that Alyssa is lesbian?
Guy 2: Aww shit she’s about to get hit by The Straightening
Straightened - meaning
having curly hair cut short but still leaving it long enough to straighten...
hockey: "Hey I finally scored at footy at weekend so I can get my curly hair cut.. need to leave it long enough so its straightenable tho"
Straightened - definition
Liverpool word used by chavs (scallies - Tracksuit wearing pricks)meaning to give someone a heafty punch in the face
@Eh you fucking goth, do you wanna straightener ya pricccckkkk@
Straightened - slang
A small number of alcoholic drinks to regain one's composure after a stressful experience
I need a straightener after failing the driving test again
Straightened
To pay off a 'bent' or corrupt official
Jack straightened out the copper and we got let off
Straightened
A reference to cocaine, coke, blow, snow, reference from the HBO show Succession. Roy Kendall refers to cocaine as a “straightener” to accommodate as a short term sobering agent.
I’m so fucked up. I need a straightener.
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A straightener in Liverpool is a fight between 2 people to settle their differences. - Not just a punch
Lad1: You 'angin round after school? Gilly is having a straightener with robbo!
Lad2: Yeah la deffo up for seein' that!