Definder - what does the word mean?

What is accommodate?

Verb- To forcibly remove someone from a commercial vehicle in a way that causes facial injury and bleeding in the event of a lack of seating positions, as was the case in an incident on a United Airlines plane where an unfortunate doctor was dragged off the overbooked aircraft against his will. The term itself is easy to compare to'Newspeak' a la George Orwell.

Joe: Hey did you hear about that guy who got dragged off a bus?
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.

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Accommodate - what is it?

When you beat the crap out of someone for not giving up the seat they paid for

Person A: I am so excited to get re-accommodated on united airlines, Who knows maybe I will get a first class seat.
Me: Of course you will...

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What does "accommodate" mean?

to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.

"I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers." (Oscar Munoz, CEO, United Airlines, April 10, 2017)

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Accommodate - what does it mean?

verb, euphemistic corporate slang

viciously beat with hits and kicks, batter until bloody and limp.

Don't make me re-accommodate you!

Security re-accommodated the uncooperative passenger.

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Accommodate - meaning

The euphemisms term for airline's company to knock out and then drag off unconscious passengers.

I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers" United Airlines CEO April 2017.

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Accommodate - definition

When a partner wears the accomodator (an oral sex device consisting of a rubber penis which is strapped onto ones chin) and uses it on one or more partners. It may be inserted in a vagina, a butt hole, or an oral recipient. Accommodation isn't for the weak.

Jim accommodated Jan's butthole last night. Shit got intense.

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Accommodate - slang

An old-school Aussie slang word, refering to ones ability to take on another in a challenge (usually a fight).

"If you wanna be a fuckarse, I'll accommodate ya!"

or

"He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. I accommodated him no hassles"

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Accommodate

-A dwelling.
-A place of temporary lodging.

All of you should go to your accommodations for the night.

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Accommodate

A type of mask or face harness that has a rubber cock attached to the chin, thereby providing penetration AND oral stimulation at the same time. Hence "Accommodator."

"At first she thought the schlong protruding from my chin looked silly until I accommodated her brains out!"

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Accommodate

Accomodate means the amout of space/people the building/object will hold.

"i only have one sleeping bag , and it will only accommodate one person"

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