Definder - what does the word mean?

What is airline?

Telling someone there about to get punched -

"Your about to take a flight on Knuckle Airlines, and you've been upgraded to Fists Class"

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Airline - what is it?

The Natty Light of the airline industry. Low prices match the equally low quality. But hey, if you don't mind a 3 day delay and less leg room that the back seat of a 1992 Honda Civic, then this is the airline for you.

Good thing I only paid $13 dollars for this Spirit Airlines ticket. If I would've paid any more I wouldn't have been able to afford this hotel room I'll be staying in until they reschedule my flight.

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What does "airline" mean?

The best Airline if you want to get thrown off for no reason.

Man, did you see that doctor get thrown off of a United Airlines flight for no reason?

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Airline - what does it mean?

Used as a verb; Beating the shit out of someone and then forcing them to leave.

The movie theater usher just United Airlines the guy in the 3rd row because his seat was reserved.

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Airline - meaning

Being tricked into a service that robs you, unknowingly signing on to something because you think it is a good deal only to find yourself penniless and hungry wishing you had chosen Delta.

Tyler: John I just got a truck off craigslist for $200
John: That's awesome, how does it run?
Tyler: It only came with the steering wheel.
John: Oh shit boy you just got spirit airlined!

That woman plays more tricks than a Spirit Airline's stewardess.

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Airline - definition

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.

Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.

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Airline - slang

A Chem-trail,(chemical trail)a toxic concoction of Viruses,heavy metals,dioxin and radioactive waste,which is sprayed by NWO & U.N. jets for the purpose of committing genocide against the citizens of earth; also one of the methods used to disperse said bio-toxins;airlines:American;Delta;TWA;Japan,etc.

Those danged airlines, and military cargo jets have sure been busy spraying "airlines" over this desert,and my lungs sure feel the effects.

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Airline

Small, shot-sized bottles of liquor commonly sold on flights and in stores.

We put a bunch of airliners in our pockets before going to the game so we could mix drinks.

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Airline

The modern equivalent of the Middle Passage

Airlines: The slaves had it good.

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Airline

A transportation company that is supposed to get you from one coast to the other in a a few hours but is permitted by the FAA and Dept. of Transportation to abuse its customers by trapping them for hours at a time on the ground without access to water, snacks, or a bathroom; and losing your expensive baggage--only to return it to you weeks later and in bad condition; not to mention having seats that are dangerously narrow and if a person is fat, they have to buy an extra seat; and the aircraft's operator is drunk.

The airline lives up to its reputation--it doesn't matter wheather you are going to heaven or hell, you have to go through Chicago.

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