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What is Millenium?
An exclusive unofficial dues free club were membership is gained by having sex (intercourse or anal; while handjobs and blowjobs are awesome, they don’t count toward Millenium Club membership, no matter how hot or desireable or famous she is) with at least 1,000 women that on a “looks scale of 1-10” are at least a “hard 6” and above when sarged from the field, and prostitutes that are a “hard 9” and over. While theoretically a man could bang 1,000 hookers that are “9’s” and 10’s” gets you in the club, it is the least respectable way to gain membership; akin to using steroids to be a Hall Of Fame Baseball Player (yeah, you got the stats, and you’re in The Club, but you did cheat to gain membership.). This elite club’s membership is typically reserved for billionaires, trust fund babies, A-list movie stars, sports stars, royalty, and master pickup artists. To get an idea of how difficult sleeping with at least 1,000 “hard 6’s” and above can be, imagine sleeping with a new woman every week for 20 years. (50 weeks)times(20 years)=1,000 women. Ironically, only about 1 in a 1000 men actually reach this achievement. None the less, all men should strive to be members of this elite unofficial society. This may sound like “shooting for the moon”, but if a man actively strives to be a Millenium Club Member his whole life and dies trying, sleeping with 692 “hard 6’s” and above, you can say he had a damn good life and was one hell of a player. We all can’t be Derek Jeter.
Fred: If I was rich and/or famous, I could get into the Millenium Club easy!
Harry: If you gain entry into the Millenium Club as a pickup artist, that would be more admorable that Derek Jeter’s membership. 10’s trip and fall on his dick.
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Millenium - what is it?
A slang word for a wonder bra. This is because it looks big and impressive from the outside and will cost you a fortune to get inside it. But once you actually get inside nothing else awaits but disappointment!
Shes wearing a millenium dome.
Hey check out the MD over there
What does "Millenium" mean?
In a nutshell a 'wonderbra'.
Looking from the outside everything looks big and exciting, much like the millenium dome.
But once inside you're massively disappointed, and soon realise that it's nothing you're going to be writing home to your mates about.
Bloke 1: Epic knockers!
Bloke 2: it's a farce, they're millenium domes.
Millenium - what does it mean?
the 7 magical totems on yugioh which when collected can grant ultimate power, or when put in the stone tablet release zork necrophedius and yami for their final battle.
the millenium items were created by yami's father and uncle.
Millenium - meaning
the BEST rollercoaster ever built....at the greatest park....Cedar Point~America's Roller Coast
Me and Jordy waited forever to get on that ride. MF is da shizzle
Millenium - definition
A woman of dubious attractiveness who one of your friends nonetheless decides to copulate with. Named after the Star Wars quote when Princess Leia first lays eyes on Han Solo's ship and says "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
Barney was at it again last night, right Millenium Falcon he brought home with him.
Millenium - slang
To be of an exceptional nature.
Man, that was the millenium track. You should record another
Millenium
Something, preferrably involving technology, that surpasses one's expectations
you mean your car starts without anyone inside? That is so Millenium!
Millenium
An event that had great expectations only to end up a disappointment or non-event.
The millenium-bug. The build up that on the stoke of the year 2000 everything would stop working, only to have very little happen.
Millenium
A sexy man of many talents thats mentally built different than others is bound to greatness. Is shy but time with him, he will open up.
He's a Millenium.