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What is trust fund?
Mercedes + faux "green" philosophy + carbon belching vacations +
visting the parents at their colonial mansion + expensive, top of the
line REI / Patagonia + Uptight, holier-than-thou attitude on all
subjects, including ones in which others have greater expertise + Long
stints in college possibly leading to decent semi-academic career
although still one that is disappointing to one's parents OR just follow Phish and disappoint one's parents +
+ rowing team/ultimate frisbee/"outdoors"/longboarding/surfing, etc. + boarding school + the "king" stoner of the boarding
school + no "rules" for one's own kids/dogs/other hippie buddies because that's "too oppressive" + plenty of judgment and "rules" for other
kids/dogs/people = trust fund hippie
Dude, you drive a Mercedes SUV identical to your folks'! You are a Trust Fund Hippie! Just admit it!
trust fund - video
Trust fund - what is it?
Living a decadent life filled with exotic drugs, music festivals and Daddy's credit card, the trust fund hippy leads quite a lavish existence. A delusional breed of trust fund babies inspired by ideals of free-love, artistic expression and environmental conservatism, these particularly abhorrent hypocrites usually amount to nothing more than lazy acid-loving potheads who refuse to to recognize their place in society as cash-cows for largely unoriginal music acts fueled by new age technology, massively oversized speakers and lightshows so over-the-top and spectacular that the true hippies of the '60's and '70's probably would have enlisted in 'Nam just to see them set to Pink Floyd. Tell a trust fund hippy that a life of live music and drugs inherently requires a significant financial backing simply not available to 99% of people in the world and you'll be met with outright anger and denial. They will tell you their lifestyle is about mind-opening experiences and spreading peace and love as they take a drag of Cali's finest weed on the way to Coachella where they'll make about 5 videos commemorating the weekend on their latest version of the iPhone.
Trust fund hippy 1: Dude, I ate 5 grams of shrooms last night and realized something.
Normal human being: What?
Trust fund Hippy: Life is beautiful, man.
Normal human being: Yeah, it should be if your parents give you money to smoke weed all day, party all night and go to like 5 music festivals a year, douche.
Trust fund hippy: Dude! I'm just careful with my allowance and save it for things I really like! Don't be a dick, man!
Normal human being: I hate everything about you
What does "trust fund" mean?
Spoiled young adult living an idle life on investments; the most envied creature on the planet and they know it. Usually very pretty in a childish way, with an air of pampered boredom. Maxed out on credit cards but doesn't care as these are covered every month by the private banker.
At 25, Emma, who does not work, has a luxurious apartment (all paid for), a string of desperate admirers, a personal assistant, and only 35,000 a month to live on.
Trust fund - what does it mean?
one of who's a wanna be flower child all "Let's save the earth" and shit but they don't know the first thing about living off the Earth and are well off (Financially)
Trust Fund Hippie Girl- Wears a headband made of cloth, wears sun dresses everywhere, tries to tell you she's into Psychedelics and 60's music but can't name the one drug combination to go with a Jimi Hendrix song. Nor does she know a lyric of Jimi Hendrix
Trust Fund Hippie Guys- Who dress like a cross between Kurt Cobain and a farmer from South Dakota and drive fucking Mercedes, BMW's, and any other European made expensive car
Trust fund - meaning
"Rich hippies"
Mostly found attending The University of Colorado Boulder, youths who are classified as hippies yet have extremely large amounts of money. They smoke weed, sport tie dye, and express ideas of world peace and love while living in exceptional homes and dining on organic caviar etc.
Only a trust fund hippie would light up to Bob Marley in his beamer.
Trust fund - definition
a rich child whose parents put money in a trust for their child to use as they please
or
an orphan of rich parents/grandparents/relatives and is now living off a trust until they're of age or until they get off their butt to work for money
Sheila is a trust fund kid whose parents enter $2000 a month into her fund but can't use it until she's 21.
Trust fund - slang
A young person whose parents are wealthy and have set up a trust for their son or daughter. The trust fund ensures that the child will be taken care of financially for life.
That guy is a trust fund baby. Since he doesn't need to work, he's just going to law school to pass the time and to learn how to protect his inheritance when the time comes.
Trust fund
A slang term for the sport, lacrosse.
All those boys at Dalhousie play hockey alright, trust fund hockey.
Trust fund
Rich person who gets away with everything by using money
Yo trust fund kid don't be such a jumin Han
Trust fund
Some people really don't want money, rather they would prefer love. Trust is essential to seal a secure bond when dealing with the latter, trust funds are important to secure love, and loved ones; when the love is not of money.