What is uncle?

A big guy that throws glass bottles over our yard, also stays in his Jeep and jacks off. Relative of Julian, Maria, Armando and Franco

Crap! The Uncle just threw another glass bottle over our yard!

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uncle - meme gif

uncle - video

Uncle - what is it?

That creepy person who randomly shows up at the family reunions.

Uncle Ben why are you here?

Oh please uncle can you stop touching me

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What does "uncle" mean?

uncle is a song by the new band NRD. It goes like this:
'I'm just an uncle,
I'm not a grandpa
They wanna smell me
cuz im an uncle
uncle...(X5)
You say you want me there
for infinity
but every time i come you look at my facility
facility...(X5)
Hey, uncle, you're so fine,
you use your foot to kick my hind hey, uncle, hey uncle

hey, did you get that new NRD album with 'Uncle' on it?

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Uncle - what does it mean?

Slang coming into common use to describe web locations where one might be able to find torrents. This is based on the fact that most people have an uncle who works in a place which gets corporate keys for their software and hooks you up with free goodies from time to time.

Thus, if you need some software, you ask your "uncle" and see if he's got it. The phrase is usually utilized on forums where to openly talk about torrents is banned.

Joe1982: Hey mate, I need some video editing software to sort out this short film I'm working on, can you hook me up?

FrankSin: I can't, but ask your uncle and see what he can do for you.

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Uncle - meaning

Uncle is anything and everything...It can be a good thing or a bad thing...It can be a person, a feeling, an object, or even a thing...

I'm so uncle...I was at the uncle the whole day with uncle...We had such an uncle time..

translation: I'm so tired...I was at the concer the whole day with Anderson...We had such a great time...

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Uncle - definition

-verb to uncle (used with object)
To uncle (uncling) is a slang term used to refer to a gay man's illicit, sexual relations or activities with a young, under-aged boy - especially in relationships that also involve a sense of mentoring/teaching being passed from the "uncle" to the boy. It is meant to sound similar to the verb "to parent" or "parenting".